I got rejected from the Exchange on a Thursday night once. I was dressed up and was told I was 'underdressed'
Then I told the guy that his mum packs his dad with a strap-on in the nicest way I could.
I believe he didn't let me in 'cos i've got long hair, btu I was ready to lean over the rope and drag his pretty-boy arse onto the street.
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