1) Remove the pannel under the dash (drivers side)
2) Unscrew the dash surround (screws up underneath the top near the digi dash and others that were hidden by the lower cover.
3) Undo all the cable connections under the dash that go to the oil change thingo and the rear heater/windscreen wiper, and mirror control and remove the rheostat knob.
4) Remove the dash surround and with a trusty screwdriver, unscrew the oil change unit from the back of it.
5) If you break it....well then i guess you're just tardy.