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Conquest Forums Junkie Location: Sydney/Wollongong Registered: October 2003	Re: rice jokes Tue, 30 March 2004 10:57 Another ricer song Quote: RICE BOY (sung to the tune of Beck's "Loser") In the midst of real sports cars mine is a joke, rice in my veins, my front tires go up in smoke with the plastic headlight covers, spray paint the tail lights, bass kickin' with the latest rap and dance vibes, flash the headlights and rev it in neutral, another import car with a Rice Boy at the cruise control, I'm out of touch with what a real sports car should be, got lots of decals, took out the back seat, so I'm hanging, waxing the paint (it's Zaino. Word.) have to brag about my new K&N cone filter. my fat tires scrape the curb, but don't believe everything that you see, My car's been lowered, but it wasn't done professionally shave a few tenths off the quarter with some hotter spark I'm saving my money, adding in neon for cruising after dark. Yo! Cut it So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me, Coffee can exhaust! So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me, Type R Hyundai Sonata! Spent too much money on this import sports impostah techno dance blaring my bass is throbbin' ride's got six pairs of amps and some funky kanji, hand on the carbon fiber shift knob, hope that new Camaro don't see me, Got the ugly bright paint job, chrome rims, twin six inch white racing stripes and four ion blue colored Pia daytime running lights but nothing looks as good as my spoiler and my two foot rear wing built my own custom sub box but it barely fits in the back of this tiny thing I can't drive it fast and I can't accelerate, traded the Civic for the Integra, big Vtech and Type R decals make it look great but my ride is still a piece of crap, I rev it to eight grand, my exhaust sounds like a wet fart that's blown through a coffee can So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me gettin' crazy with the decals So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me drive by hydraulic bounce yo bring it on down (em stcepser ydobon tub ybab ,yobeciR a m'I, ebannaw resop a m'I ,oS) I'm a driver, I'm a winner things are gonna' change I can feel it So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me I think I'll polish my intake So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me Put some nitrous on the KIA So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me Vtech emblem adds five horsepower, word. So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me Hyundai builds the best sports cars. You know what I'm sayin' Relate. _______________________________________________ Music by Beck. Lyrics by Black Echo Taken from http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/rice_boy.html [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	rice jokes	coronamark2	Mon, 29 March 2004 07:50
	Re: rice jokes	Lucid	Mon, 29 March 2004 07:53
	Re: rice jokes	TokenBlackGuy	Mon, 29 March 2004 07:54
	Re: rice jokes	Cyber-punk	Mon, 29 March 2004 11:04
	Re: rice jokes	Conquest	Tue, 30 March 2004 10:57
	Re: rice jokes	TheStitt	Tue, 30 March 2004 22:49
	Re: rice jokes	sik sx	Wed, 31 March 2004 13:38

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