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Location: Brisbane
Registered: July 2002
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Re: TRYIN TO TAKE MY CAR!!!!
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Mon, 05 April 2004 02:45

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SeptemberSquallIndustries wrote on Sun, 04 April 2004 23:49 | I'll relate a story.
3AM. Kid, 17, 150km from home in a car not registered to him. open highway, 100 down to 70 zone for rural costal town. Blow through doing about 90, two kilometers up the road the local police div. van from said township approaches from behind and lights up like a christmas tree.
Kid pulls over.
Cop one in van (driver, happens to be a lass) approaches kid, who gets out and stands aside the car.
Cop: How fast do you think you were going back there?
Kid: Through the town?
Cop: Yes.
Kid: About eighty I think.
Cop: Do you know the limit?
Kid: ... ..70?
Cop: Do you have any reason to be travelling that fast?
Kid: (shrugs tiredly) I'm sorry, no... I wasn't too focused I guess. My G/F is waiting for me in (two towns ahead)... .. (remember it's 3AM) what did you scan me at?
Cop: I didn't get you on the gun, you just looked to be going pretty quick... (can tell the kid is good but scared shitless) I appreciate your honesty, it's ok. This your car?
Kid: No, it's my mother's.... actually it'll be registered in my father's name.
Cop: Got your licence there?
Kid: (passes it over)
Cop: (sympathetic) It's okay, wait in the car, I'll just check this out (gestures with licence), no need to get cold....
# Cop returns to van, passes licence to officer inside...
# Quick torch check as officer checks the licence
# Cop collects licence from officer #2
# Returns to kid
# Returns licence and says...
Cop: All fine; just get your mum to get that faded numberplate looked at when you can ok?
Kid: ...ok.!
Cop: Take it easy out there, your girlfriend is waiting...
(walks away)
(Note: Kid is 17. Vic. licence isn't available until 18. Kid is wearing P plates, hands over Learner Permit at request for licence. Kid is shit-scared. Kid is so fukt, ie. driving unlicenced, 'borrowed the car'...etc. etc.)
All I can assume is that when the officer checked the licence (at 3AM) he just plugged the number into the computer and it returned 'No outstanding warrants, Not disqualified' and he handed it back without he or his partner recognising it was a learners permit and the kid was barely 17.
Pretty lucky kid...
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