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coronamark2
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Re: Girlfriends and cars??? Is it true?

Tue, 13 April 2004 06:20

GRLTOY wrote on Tue, 13 April 2004 08:05

Hahaha okkk then, well you guys can just sleep with your hand...can't say that wouldn't be out of the ordinary for some of you and you won't have to worry about a chick making your car heavier Rolling Eyes

i spend LOTS of cash on my car i have told my missus that in the financial side of things my car comes first Laughing

, because its my money i can do wtf i want with it.

but whats really shits me is how chicks can go spend $$$$ on some shit at the shops and us guys dont give a rats arse how much it cost, and when we do say something i needed them to go with my jeans Rolling Eyes

just a few reasons why cars are better than chicks

Your car doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.

You don't have to talk to your car after you drive it.

You can choke your car.

Yourcar doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.

Cars don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.

Cars don't snore.

Your car won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.

Your car won't leave you for another driver.

You don't have to pay child or income support to an ex-car.

If you say bad things to your car, you don't have to apologise before you can drive it again.

If your car doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

If your car goes flat, you can fix it.

If your car is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

If your car is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your car is too soft, you can get different shock-absorbers.

If your car makes too much noise, you can buy a silencer.

If your car smokes, you can do something about it.

Cars always feel like going for a ride.

Cars don't care about how many other cars you have driven.

Cars don't care about how many other cars you have.

Cars don't care if you are late.

Cars don't get pregnant.

Cars don't have parents.

Cars don't insult you if you are a bad driver.

cars don't mind if you look at other Motorcars, or if you buy
car magazines.

cars don't whine unless something is really wrong.

cars last longer.

cars only need their fluids changed every 2,000 kays.

cars' curves never sag.

New cars must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

You and your car both arrive at the same time.

You can have any colour car and show it to your parents.

You can kick your car to wake it up.

You can drive a car as long as you want and it won't get sore.

You can drive a car any time of the month.

You can share your car with your friends.

You can't get diseases from a car you don't know very well.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your car.

You don't have to deal with priests to register your car.

You don't have to take a shower before driving your car.

You only need to get a new chain or belt for your car when the
old one is REALLY worn.

Your Motorcar never wants a night out alone with the other cars.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old car after you dump it.

Your car doesn't care what you're wearing when you take it out.

Wearing four fresh rubbers makes a ride in a car more enjoyable.

One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the car in the garage.

Disassembling the car is done out of pleasure rather than need.

cars always sound pleasant.

Unlike women fat cars aren't cheap dates.

need i go on Laughing

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