I remember when we had the fires here and I was working out at uriarra settlement watching the choppers at night. The guy I was working with was telling me A wombat walked out in front of him while he was on his way to work (he rides a road bike)so he kicked it in the head whilst doing 80k's I had to use all my strength to not laugh and tell him how full of shit he was!!
Do you know what would have happened to his foot if he connected with a wombat at 80km/h? It would have totally fucked his ankle up! Full of shit that guy.