Get an old POS car and remove all the inside door handles and window winders... leave the car unlocked with a stereo in it. When they get in to steal the stereo they are trapped. Then you can tow the car somewhere or do whatever you want. Maybe roll it onto its roof or poke dog turds in the airvents.
that idea is gold!! especially the bit about poking dog poo into the vents, although quite oft human poo is more offensive in odour.
Just remember people if you have ever bought or ever buy anything cheaply cause its "hot" you are supporting these rotten people's industry and if they can sell thier stuff they'll steal more and you could always be next
Very sorry to hear of this missfortune, all you can do aside from the ideas presented is lock and bolt everything.
cheers.