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I supported Toymods
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Wed, 21 July 2004 01:30
 
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
"Isn't it true", he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "sir please answer the question".
"Oh", the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you!"
One day, a pirate ship is cruising the seas off the coast of England when the scout yells, "There's a English ship on the horizon." Immediately, the crew looks to the captain, who valiantly says, "Bring me my red shirt." The captain dons the shirt and the British ship commences the attack. The captain and his men fight valiantly and crush the British attackers.
A few days later, the scout yells, "There are three English ships on the horizon." Immediately, the crew looks to the captain, and again he says (in his most manly voice), "Bring me my red shirt."
Again, the English ships begin their attack and the pirates fight off all three of the attacking ships. After the battle is over, one of the mates sheepishly approaches the captain and asks, "Sir, why do you keep asking for your red shirt?"
The captain replies, "I ask for the red shirt so if I am injured in battle, you will not see my blood, and will continue to fight."
The crew is in awe with these words.
The following week, the scout yells, "There are ten English ships on the horizon." The crew again looks to the captain, waiting for him to ask for his red shirt. He is silent for a moment and then says, "Bring me my brown pants."
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"
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Mookie | Mon, 19 July 2004 13:13 |
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puzzle man | Tue, 20 July 2004 10:58 |
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Toy SX | Tue, 20 July 2004 12:24 |
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Jayem | Tue, 20 July 2004 16:04 |
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Backspace | Tue, 20 July 2004 17:48 |
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jackel | Wed, 21 July 2004 19:06 |
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Backspace | Tue, 20 July 2004 17:52 |
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shoot | Wed, 21 July 2004 02:16 |
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Shraka | Tue, 27 July 2004 12:38 |
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crayz legz | Wed, 21 July 2004 08:21 |
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crayz legz | Wed, 21 July 2004 09:09 |
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shoot | Wed, 21 July 2004 09:32 |
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crayz legz | Wed, 21 July 2004 09:36 |
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Siktoy ra23 | Wed, 21 July 2004 09:47 |
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shoot | Wed, 21 July 2004 09:40 |
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shoot | Wed, 21 July 2004 12:01 |
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TokenBlackGuy | Wed, 21 July 2004 14:07 |
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river | Thu, 22 July 2004 00:19 |
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Ramtech | Thu, 22 July 2004 06:47 |
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Backspace | Fri, 23 July 2004 17:06 |
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Jayem | Fri, 23 July 2004 19:26 |
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dimmy77_03 | Sat, 24 July 2004 02:20 |
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puzzle man | Thu, 22 July 2004 08:58 |
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clubagreenie | Sat, 24 July 2004 09:48 |
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finney | Mon, 26 July 2004 03:34 |
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Mookie | Tue, 27 July 2004 08:06 |
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4ageeza | Tue, 27 July 2004 12:24 |
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4ageeza | Tue, 27 July 2004 12:28 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 28 July 2004 00:03 |
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4ageeza | Tue, 27 July 2004 13:00 |
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crayz legz | Wed, 28 July 2004 08:41 |
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Jayem | Wed, 28 July 2004 13:25 |
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sam_ | Thu, 29 July 2004 01:43 |
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Jason | Fri, 30 July 2004 05:57 |
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puzzle man | Sat, 31 July 2004 08:32 |
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puzzle man | Sat, 31 July 2004 08:33 |
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puzzle man | Sat, 31 July 2004 10:20 |
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shcao | Wed, 24 November 2004 03:58 |
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dimmy77_03 | Sat, 31 July 2004 14:13 |
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Toy SX | Mon, 02 August 2004 12:00 |
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SEXY 16 | Mon, 02 August 2004 09:01 |
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SEXY 16 | Mon, 02 August 2004 09:14 |
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dimmy77_03 | Mon, 02 August 2004 09:36 |
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stumpy | Mon, 02 August 2004 10:09 |
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stumpy | Mon, 02 August 2004 12:04 |
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Toy SX | Tue, 03 August 2004 03:15 |
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dimmy77_03 | Fri, 06 August 2004 07:25 |
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Ramtech | Fri, 06 August 2004 08:51 |
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dimmy77_03 | Sun, 08 August 2004 05:25 |
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Hirogen | Tue, 10 August 2004 03:10 |
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mynameisrodney | Wed, 11 August 2004 02:12 |
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Toy SX | Wed, 11 August 2004 02:33 |
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Mookie | Thu, 12 August 2004 10:42 |
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muaythaiman | Thu, 12 August 2004 11:03 |
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muaythaiman | Fri, 13 August 2004 12:14 |
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