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Location:
perth WA
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: JOKES
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Tue, 27 July 2004 12:41
 
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Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
Cheer
Jeff
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andrij | Sun, 18 July 2004 22:39 |
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dimmy77_03 | Mon, 19 July 2004 02:08 |
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puzzle man | Mon, 19 July 2004 03:39 |
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crayz legz | Mon, 19 July 2004 04:33 |
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hokey | Wed, 24 November 2004 05:20 |
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UUP-46X | Mon, 19 July 2004 04:58 |
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SIMDOG | Mon, 19 July 2004 05:03 |
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dimmy77_03 | Mon, 19 July 2004 07:56 |
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Mookie | Mon, 19 July 2004 13:13 |
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puzzle man | Tue, 20 July 2004 10:58 |
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Toy SX | Tue, 20 July 2004 12:24 |
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Jayem | Tue, 20 July 2004 16:04 |
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Backspace | Tue, 20 July 2004 17:48 |
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jackel | Wed, 21 July 2004 19:06 |
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Backspace | Tue, 20 July 2004 17:52 |
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shoot | Wed, 21 July 2004 02:16 |
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Shraka | Tue, 27 July 2004 12:38 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 21 July 2004 01:30 |
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crayz legz | Wed, 21 July 2004 08:21 |
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shoot | Wed, 21 July 2004 08:26 |
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crayz legz | Wed, 21 July 2004 09:09 |
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shoot | Wed, 21 July 2004 09:32 |
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crayz legz | Wed, 21 July 2004 09:36 |
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Siktoy ra23 | Wed, 21 July 2004 09:47 |
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shoot | Wed, 21 July 2004 09:40 |
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crayz legz | Wed, 21 July 2004 09:48 |
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shoot | Wed, 21 July 2004 12:01 |
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TokenBlackGuy | Wed, 21 July 2004 14:07 |
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river | Thu, 22 July 2004 00:19 |
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Ramtech | Thu, 22 July 2004 06:47 |
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Backspace | Fri, 23 July 2004 17:06 |
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Jayem | Fri, 23 July 2004 19:26 |
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dimmy77_03 | Sat, 24 July 2004 02:20 |
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clubagreenie | Sat, 24 July 2004 09:45 |
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puzzle man | Thu, 22 July 2004 08:58 |
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Hirogen | Sat, 24 July 2004 02:29 |
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clubagreenie | Sat, 24 July 2004 09:48 |
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finney | Mon, 26 July 2004 03:34 |
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jackel | Mon, 26 July 2004 17:12 |
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Ramtech | Tue, 27 July 2004 07:48 |
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Mookie | Tue, 27 July 2004 08:06 |
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4ageeza | Tue, 27 July 2004 12:24 |
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4ageeza | Tue, 27 July 2004 12:28 |
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stumpy | Tue, 27 July 2004 12:41 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 28 July 2004 00:03 |
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4ageeza | Tue, 27 July 2004 13:00 |
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crayz legz | Wed, 28 July 2004 08:41 |
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Jayem | Wed, 28 July 2004 13:25 |
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fingers | Wed, 28 July 2004 02:02 |
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sam_ | Thu, 29 July 2004 01:43 |
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Jason | Fri, 30 July 2004 05:57 |
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toynado | Fri, 30 July 2004 18:27 |
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puzzle man | Sat, 31 July 2004 08:32 |
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puzzle man | Sat, 31 July 2004 08:33 |
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puzzle man | Sat, 31 July 2004 10:20 |
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shcao | Wed, 24 November 2004 03:58 |
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dimmy77_03 | Sat, 31 July 2004 14:13 |
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Toy SX | Mon, 02 August 2004 12:00 |
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SEXY 16 | Mon, 02 August 2004 09:01 |
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SEXY 16 | Mon, 02 August 2004 09:14 |
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dimmy77_03 | Mon, 02 August 2004 09:36 |
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stumpy | Mon, 02 August 2004 10:09 |
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stumpy | Mon, 02 August 2004 12:04 |
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Toy SX | Tue, 03 August 2004 03:15 |
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mynameisrodney | Fri, 06 August 2004 03:51 |
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YelloRolla | Fri, 06 August 2004 06:38 |
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YelloRolla | Fri, 06 August 2004 06:45 |
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dimmy77_03 | Fri, 06 August 2004 07:25 |
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YelloRolla | Fri, 06 August 2004 08:25 |
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Ramtech | Fri, 06 August 2004 08:51 |
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dimmy77_03 | Sun, 08 August 2004 05:25 |
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1973_KE20 | Tue, 10 August 2004 01:39 |
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Hirogen | Tue, 10 August 2004 03:10 |
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mynameisrodney | Wed, 11 August 2004 02:12 |
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Toy SX | Wed, 11 August 2004 02:33 |
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Mookie | Thu, 12 August 2004 10:42 |
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muaythaiman | Thu, 12 August 2004 11:03 |
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muaythaiman | Fri, 13 August 2004 12:14 |
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XiL3D | Wed, 24 November 2004 11:10 |
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