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Location: Richmond, Sydney
Registered: August 2004
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Firming UP!!!
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Fri, 13 August 2004 07:22
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One morning a man walked up to his wife while she was making breakfast, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie". With a death grip, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
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M Diddy | Fri, 13 August 2004 07:22 |
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Rolla Boy | Fri, 13 August 2004 08:54 |
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MR 1JZ | Fri, 13 August 2004 09:09 |
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dimmy77_03 | Fri, 13 August 2004 11:51 |
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MR 1JZ | Fri, 13 August 2004 11:53 |
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Beer_is_good | Fri, 13 August 2004 09:04 |
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Beer_is_good | Fri, 13 August 2004 09:05 |
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riceburna73 | Fri, 13 August 2004 11:53 |
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M Diddy | Sat, 14 August 2004 11:04 |
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MR 1JZ | Sat, 14 August 2004 14:31 |
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Camry_omega | Mon, 16 August 2004 09:02 |
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MR 1JZ | Mon, 16 August 2004 09:50 |
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M Diddy | Mon, 16 August 2004 17:29 |
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shoot | Mon, 16 August 2004 11:20 |