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muaythaiman Regular Location: Sydney Registered: August 2004	Re: JOKES Fri, 13 August 2004 12:14 2 cowboys were sitting in a steakhouse munching down their t bones when a pretty lady at a near by table starts to choke on her steak. One of the cowboys casually strolls aver and says to the lady as she gasps for breath "kin yer talk??" She shakes her head and holds her throat. he then asks "kin yer breathe??" she responds again by shaking her head while her face turns even more red. "stand up please miss" says the cowboy and as she stands he slowly kneels down behind, lifts her skirt and then sticks his tongue out and licks her crack from bottom to top!! With that the pretty lady shudders and the piece of meat goes flying across the room hitting the wall and finally she can breathe again. The cowboy then strolls back over to his table and starts eating the rest of his t bone. The other cowboy then says to his friend: "Man, I heard bout that hind lick manouvre, but I aint never seen no one do it" [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	JOKES	Siktoy ra23	Sun, 18 July 2004 12:26
	Re: JOKES	Lucid	Sun, 18 July 2004 12:58
	Re: JOKES	SIMDOG	Sun, 18 July 2004 13:09
	Re: JOKES	Fro-Daddy	Sun, 18 July 2004 13:29
	Re: JOKES	jackel	Sun, 18 July 2004 19:02
	Re: JOKES	andrij	Sun, 18 July 2004 22:39
	Re: JOKES	dimmy77_03	Mon, 19 July 2004 02:08
	Re: JOKES	puzzle man	Mon, 19 July 2004 03:39
	Re: JOKES	Squid	Mon, 19 July 2004 03:44
	Re: JOKES	crayz legz	Mon, 19 July 2004 04:33
	Re: JOKES	hokey	Wed, 24 November 2004 05:20
	Re: JOKES	UUP-46X	Mon, 19 July 2004 04:58
	Re: JOKES	SIMDOG	Mon, 19 July 2004 05:03
	Re: JOKES	dimmy77_03	Mon, 19 July 2004 07:56
	Re: JOKES	Mookie	Mon, 19 July 2004 13:13
	Re: JOKES	puzzle man	Tue, 20 July 2004 10:58
	Re: JOKES	Toy SX	Tue, 20 July 2004 12:24
	Re: JOKES	Jayem	Tue, 20 July 2004 16:04
	Re: JOKES	Backspace	Tue, 20 July 2004 17:48
	Re: JOKES	jackel	Wed, 21 July 2004 19:06
	Re: JOKES	Backspace	Tue, 20 July 2004 17:52
	Re: JOKES	shoot	Wed, 21 July 2004 02:16
	Re: JOKES	Shraka	Tue, 27 July 2004 12:38
	Re: JOKES	HSV_gal	Wed, 21 July 2004 01:30
	Re: JOKES	crayz legz	Wed, 21 July 2004 08:21
	Re: JOKES	shoot	Wed, 21 July 2004 08:26
	Re: JOKES	crayz legz	Wed, 21 July 2004 09:09
	Re: JOKES	shoot	Wed, 21 July 2004 09:32
	Re: JOKES	crayz legz	Wed, 21 July 2004 09:36
	Re: JOKES	Siktoy ra23	Wed, 21 July 2004 09:47
	Re: JOKES	shoot	Wed, 21 July 2004 09:40
	Re: JOKES	crayz legz	Wed, 21 July 2004 09:48
	Re: JOKES	shoot	Wed, 21 July 2004 12:01
	Re: JOKES	TokenBlackGuy	Wed, 21 July 2004 14:07
	Re: JOKES	river	Thu, 22 July 2004 00:19
	Re: JOKES	Ramtech	Thu, 22 July 2004 06:47
	Re: JOKES	Backspace	Fri, 23 July 2004 17:06
	Re: JOKES	Jayem	Fri, 23 July 2004 19:26
	Re: JOKES	dimmy77_03	Sat, 24 July 2004 02:20
	Re: JOKES	clubagreenie	Sat, 24 July 2004 09:45
	Re: JOKES	puzzle man	Thu, 22 July 2004 08:58
	Re: JOKES	Hirogen	Sat, 24 July 2004 02:29
	Re: JOKES	clubagreenie	Sat, 24 July 2004 09:48
	Re: JOKES	finney	Mon, 26 July 2004 03:34
	Re: JOKES	jackel	Mon, 26 July 2004 17:12
	Re: JOKES	Ramtech	Tue, 27 July 2004 07:48
	Re: JOKES	Mookie	Tue, 27 July 2004 08:06
	Re: JOKES	4ageeza	Tue, 27 July 2004 12:24
	Re: JOKES	4ageeza	Tue, 27 July 2004 12:28
	Re: JOKES	stumpy	Tue, 27 July 2004 12:41
	Re: JOKES	HSV_gal	Wed, 28 July 2004 00:03
	Re: JOKES	4ageeza	Tue, 27 July 2004 13:00
	Re: JOKES	crayz legz	Wed, 28 July 2004 08:41
	Re: JOKES	Jayem	Wed, 28 July 2004 13:25
	Re: JOKES	fingers	Wed, 28 July 2004 02:02
	Re: JOKES	sam_	Thu, 29 July 2004 01:43
	Re: JOKES	Jason	Fri, 30 July 2004 05:57
	Re: JOKES	toynado	Fri, 30 July 2004 18:27
	Re: JOKES	puzzle man	Sat, 31 July 2004 08:32
	Re: JOKES	puzzle man	Sat, 31 July 2004 08:33
	Re: JOKES	puzzle man	Sat, 31 July 2004 10:20
	Re: JOKES	shcao	Wed, 24 November 2004 03:58
	Re: JOKES	dimmy77_03	Sat, 31 July 2004 14:13
	Re: JOKES	Toy SX	Mon, 02 August 2004 12:00
	Re: JOKES	SEXY 16	Mon, 02 August 2004 09:01
	Re: JOKES	SEXY 16	Mon, 02 August 2004 09:14
	Re: JOKES	dimmy77_03	Mon, 02 August 2004 09:36
	Re: JOKES	stumpy	Mon, 02 August 2004 10:09
	Re: JOKES	stumpy	Mon, 02 August 2004 12:04
	Re: JOKES	Toy SX	Tue, 03 August 2004 03:15
	Re: JOKES	mynameisrodney	Fri, 06 August 2004 03:51
	Re: JOKES	YelloRolla	Fri, 06 August 2004 06:38
	Re: JOKES	YelloRolla	Fri, 06 August 2004 06:45
	Re: JOKES	dimmy77_03	Fri, 06 August 2004 07:25
	Re: JOKES	YelloRolla	Fri, 06 August 2004 08:25
	Re: JOKES	Ramtech	Fri, 06 August 2004 08:51
	Re: JOKES	dimmy77_03	Sun, 08 August 2004 05:25
	Re: JOKES	1973_KE20	Tue, 10 August 2004 01:39
	Re: JOKES	Hirogen	Tue, 10 August 2004 03:10
	Re: JOKES	mynameisrodney	Wed, 11 August 2004 02:12
	Re: JOKES	Toy SX	Wed, 11 August 2004 02:33
	Re: JOKES	Mookie	Thu, 12 August 2004 10:42
	Re: JOKES	muaythaiman	Thu, 12 August 2004 11:03
	Re: JOKES	muaythaiman	Fri, 13 August 2004 12:14
	Re: JOKES	XiL3D	Wed, 24 November 2004 11:10
	Re: JOKES	thu187	Thu, 25 November 2004 16:30

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