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Location: Sydney
Registered: April 2004
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Re: Lunatic cabbies
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Fri, 15 October 2004 02:37

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OH where do I start!!!
Probably one of the funniest was when I was living in Sydney,
heading home and as usual couldnt get a cab going in our direction so we crossed the main Rd and got a cab from there,told the cabbie we had to go back the opposite direction mind you the trip was 5k's if that...
Anyways the cabbie(a big currie bloke) starts winging like a little bitch,I have never heard a bloke sound like a little kid not getting a toy or whatever in my whole life,so I try and appease him by offering to double the 5 buck cab fair to 10 bukks,to make matters even more stuipid he was actually driving us there anyway so there was no need to winge..
We get about 1 street away and he pulls over telling us he is not going any further and demands the 10 bukks,I tell him to get fukd and throw the 5 buks at him and get out of the cab..as I get out he gets out he gets out and trys to get in my face,ripps my chain off my dad had bought me and says I will keep this then..so I smakked him in the head,and he inturn laid a fukkn big one on me!the scuffle continued untill I got the upper hand..
He then ran out onto the main road to stop a car to help him.I look back and my mate is in the cab driving off ,I dont know what he was thinking as I had only been teaching him how to drive for 3 weeks,,anyways a cab finally stops and I start chasing the fukker around the cab like some Warner Bros cartoon the three guys get out of the cab and he stops, so I try and throw a head high flying side kick only to have him move out of the way and I axe myself instead ,he comes over to put in the boot so I swept him putting him on his arse and knocking him out as his head hit the road HARD ,he was in a bit of a bad way so i legged it down the alley where I had seen my mate driving the cab into ,(it was only parked about 20M down),on the way past I popped my head in and grabbed a bumbbag on the drivers seat and kept running,we hopped fences till we got home...I wake up the next morning with my elbows stuck to my sheets,from taking skin off em a broken hand and no fukking chain,Oh but 600 bucks from the bumbag
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