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Re: blond strikes back Sun, 17 October 2004 12:04 Go to previous message
"How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?"

"Unfertilised"

"How do you know if a blond has been using the keyboard"

"theres whiteout on the screen and a condom on the joystick"

A blond walks into a porn shop and asks to see the range of dildos, the attendant shows her the range they have, she asks how much for the white one, the attendant replies with $50, she asks how much for the black one, the attendant replies $50, then she asks how much for the chrome one, the attendant replies with, oh thats a very special dildo its a limited edition bling series and it was $500, the blonde's eyes lit up and immediately whipped out the credit card and bought the $500 dildo. Anyway the boss comes back from lunch and asked the attendant if they had made any sales, the attendant replied with, I just sold your thermos to some stupid blond for $500!

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