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bathurst-91 Forums Junkie Location: Sydney Registered: April 2004	Re: Lunatic cabbies Mon, 18 October 2004 03:03 riceburna73 wrote on Fri, 15 October 2004 12:37 OH where do I start!!! Probably one of the funniest was when I was living in Sydney, heading home and as usual couldnt get a cab going in our direction so we crossed the main Rd and got a cab from there,told the cabbie we had to go back the opposite direction mind you the trip was 5k's if that... Anyways the cabbie(a big currie bloke) starts winging like a little bitch,I have never heard a bloke sound like a little kid not getting a toy or whatever in my whole life,so I try and appease him by offering to double the 5 buck cab fair to 10 bukks,to make matters even more stuipid he was actually driving us there anyway so there was no need to winge.. We get about 1 street away and he pulls over telling us he is not going any further and demands the 10 bukks,I tell him to get fukd and throw the 5 buks at him and get out of the cab..as I get out he gets out he gets out and trys to get in my face,ripps my chain off my dad had bought me and says I will keep this then..so I smakked him in the head,and he inturn laid a fukkn big one on me!the scuffle continued untill I got the upper hand.. He then ran out onto the main road to stop a car to help him.I look back and my mate is in the cab driving off ,I dont know what he was thinking as I had only been teaching him how to drive for 3 weeks,,anyways a cab finally stops and I start chasing the fukker around the cab like some Warner Bros cartoon the three guys get out of the cab and he stops, so I try and throw a head high flying side kick only to have him move out of the way and I axe myself instead ,he comes over to put in the boot so I swept him putting him on his arse and knocking him out as his head hit the road HARD ,he was in a bit of a bad way so i legged it down the alley where I had seen my mate driving the cab into ,(it was only parked about 20M down),on the way past I popped my head in and grabbed a bumbbag on the drivers seat and kept running,we hopped fences till we got home...I wake up the next morning with my elbows stuck to my sheets,from taking skin off em a broken hand and no fukking chain,Oh but 600 bucks from the bumbag oh cmon that is unbelievable! if its true, i vote it best cab story ever! Ive never actually had a bad cab experience. Only a few funny ones. Like the time I was heading home and the cab just happaned to be heading through bankstown... And the guy gave me a worded tour for a good 3-4min pointing out houses.. 'that theres the biggest drug dealer in bankstown', 'that place got raided 3weeks ago' '2ppl got stabbed and killed there 6months ago' 'that uzi drive by happened here' 'that house is my mates, hes a minor dealer in the area, i run erins for him, want some stuff?' He was a good bloke.. lol i cant remember the others, i was well plastered. [Updated on: Mon, 18 October 2004 03:10] [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Lunatic cabbies	Lucid	Fri, 15 October 2004 00:48
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	MR 1JZ	Fri, 15 October 2004 01:43
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	HyDrA	Fri, 15 October 2004 01:57
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	riceburna73	Fri, 15 October 2004 02:37
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	bathurst-91	Mon, 18 October 2004 03:03
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	puzzle man	Fri, 15 October 2004 10:20
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	Cyber-punk	Fri, 15 October 2004 10:39
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	joyride	Sat, 16 October 2004 12:53
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	clubagreenie	Sat, 16 October 2004 13:09
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	dimmy77_03	Sat, 16 October 2004 13:53
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	griminir	Sun, 17 October 2004 23:48
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	mick	Sun, 17 October 2004 23:58
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	riceburna73	Mon, 18 October 2004 03:53
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	MR 1JZ	Mon, 18 October 2004 03:55
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	riceburna73	Mon, 18 October 2004 04:36
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	thu187	Mon, 18 October 2004 09:43
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	SEXY 16	Mon, 18 October 2004 09:48
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	Lucid	Mon, 18 October 2004 12:16
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	riceburna73	Mon, 18 October 2004 12:22
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	thu187	Mon, 18 October 2004 14:13
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	Goose	Tue, 19 October 2004 07:16
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	MR 1JZ	Tue, 19 October 2004 07:55
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	Simon-AE86	Tue, 19 October 2004 08:01
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	MR 1JZ	Tue, 19 October 2004 08:03
	Re: Lunatic cabbies	Camry_omega	Tue, 19 October 2004 12:01

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