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Mon, 18 October 2004 09:01
 
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From a movie that i've forgotten the name of
"Volomin" from Starke Pharmaceutical. Making you better than you really are.
Possible side effects include depression, headaches, blurred or distorted vision, loss of balance, dry mouth, numbness, lockjaw, tremors, heart palpitations, varicose veins, liver damage, kidney failure, loss of taste, loss of smell, loss of sight, early Alzheimer's, cardiac arrest, and, in extremely rare cases, death.
Volomin: Making you better than you really are.
Another one From the same movie, i think!
As the father picks his daughter up from her mums place.
"Why do I have to spend the weekend with them? Can't we just drive by every Saturday and wave?"
"Your mom's a little eccentric. Think of her as an exotic flower."
"And that made you what? Dirt?"
"Nat, she's your mom."
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