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Re: Classic joke from NRMA Fri, 22 October 2004 02:03 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
I know of a guy who had his first car seize on him because he never checked the oil even though the light was constantly on on his dashboard.
He bought a replacement car and spent a day 'servicing' it. He ended up ringing a mate saying that the car wouldn't start. When my friend got there the guy was peering under the bonnet and there were several empty cans of oil sitting on the ground. Turns out that he was now so paranoid about oil shortages that he filled the motor right up to the oil cap.

Don't know how authentic this one is:
Guy is driving down the freeway and notices that several people are flashing at him as they go past in the other direction. He spots a police car at the side of the road and pulls over to ask the officer why the people are flashing him.
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Read Message   Classic joke from NRMA IRA11YTue, 19 October 2004 09:40
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