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river Forums Junkie Location: Land of Oz Registered: June 2004	Re: Classic joke from NRMA Fri, 22 October 2004 10:23 Hi, When I left school I got a job in Ultimo where one of the techos was a Bandido member and was as rough as guts. Anyway, the techs drove these old Hi-ace vans and he goes tearing around the back streets of Ultimo with me shit-scared and holding on for dear life. We come upon a pedastrian crossing where these old biddies ar ready to cross. Cawthorne (the biker's name) slams on the brakes and we slide, in a cloud of smoke, and stop just short of the crossing. He leans out and waves them across and bellows "C'mon girls, get across" The old dears smile and nod and start hobbling across the crossing. When they're right in front of the van, Cawthorne revs the arse out of the egnine, honks the horn and shouts "Hurry the phuck up, bitches!" Cawthorne also used to do the country installs, where he'd drive all over country NSW. He used a Ford panelvan for that and used to take his pig-dog terrier with him. When he'd come back the van stank of dog-shit, the seatbelts were chewed through and shot gun shells scattered over the place. He used to pull the gun out and shoot at roos and things while he drove. One day he was driving out of work and one of the bosses called out "hey, there's something rattling in your wheels" So, Cawthorne stops, gets out and pulls off the hubcaps and sees a few of the wheel nuts rolling around in the caps. He tightened them with his fingers and went to the next wheel, and so on, finding loose nuts and tightening them with his fingers. "Thanks c$%t" he says, slapping the boss on the back and tearing off up the street, on his way to Parkes. God help you if he saw you in another van. I was once at Broadway and he came up behind me and rammed me and tried to push me into the intersection. The bumpers got locked and ripped off, and he thought it was really funny. Sorry for the long post, but I thought you might like to read some of the shit this guy used to do, amongst other stuff he used to do. seeyuzz river [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Classic joke from NRMA	IRA11Y	Tue, 19 October 2004 09:40
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	RWDboy	Tue, 19 October 2004 09:48
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	wombat	Tue, 19 October 2004 10:35
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	dimmy77_03	Tue, 19 October 2004 11:21
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	davedave	Tue, 19 October 2004 12:58
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	RA28	Tue, 19 October 2004 12:56
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	draven	Tue, 19 October 2004 14:18
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	MR. 2	Tue, 19 October 2004 23:24
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	UUP-46X	Tue, 19 October 2004 23:59
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	wagonist	Wed, 20 October 2004 00:58
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	bigg willie style	Wed, 20 October 2004 01:12
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	dimmy77_03	Thu, 21 October 2004 06:18
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	buck naked	Sat, 23 October 2004 14:15
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	RA28	Thu, 21 October 2004 02:21
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	st184 sillycar	Thu, 21 October 2004 08:34
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	EVOSTi	Thu, 21 October 2004 09:40
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	WiLo	Thu, 21 October 2004 12:28
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	3S-GE_Man	Thu, 21 October 2004 12:59
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	towe_001	Thu, 21 October 2004 15:07
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	Adam_Rolla	Thu, 21 October 2004 19:34
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	Adam_Rolla	Thu, 21 October 2004 19:34
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	Adam_Rolla	Thu, 21 October 2004 19:35
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	st184 sillycar	Thu, 21 October 2004 22:54
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	SillyCar88	Fri, 22 October 2004 00:46
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	Clown	Fri, 22 October 2004 02:05
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	spirokeet	Fri, 22 October 2004 02:03
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	b1gb3n	Fri, 22 October 2004 02:47
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	finney	Fri, 22 October 2004 04:04
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	toyrota	Fri, 22 October 2004 08:35
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	river	Fri, 22 October 2004 10:23
	Re: Classic joke from NRMA	towe_001	Fri, 22 October 2004 15:16

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