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Lambolica
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Re: i need some new material for baggin out holden/ford/bomadore owners	Mon, 25 October 2004 04:46

Only cheap wine comes in 5 litres... The Ford AU ute has cup and thermos holders built into the tailgate. So when you push the ute you can have a drink at the same time. Friends don't let friends drive Fords. If all the vehicles in Australia were 'Built Ford Tough', the shoulders of Australia's highways would be a much more crowded place. Have you driven over a Ford lately? Have you outdriven a Ford lately? This is Holden country and on quiet nights you can hear Fords rusting. I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford. I'd rather push a Holden than drive a Ford. Ford Escort me to a Holden dealer. Buy a Ford and you buy the 'best'. Drive a mile and walk the rest. SPEED KILLS Drive a Ford and live forever. A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!" Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, If is wasn't for Ford our tools would be rust. Q: How do you double the value of a Ford? A: Put gas in it. Q: Why are there footpaths beside streets? A: So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home. Q: How much wood could a Ford ute haul if a Ford ute could haul wood? A: As much as the Holden ute towing it. Ford acronyms: F O R D Found On Rubbish Dumps Fix Or Repair Daily Fails On Rainy Days Fails On Race Day Found On Roadside Dead Factory Ordered Road Disaster Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun Flip Over Read Directions Four Old Rusted Doors Ford Owner Really Dumb (French) - Fabrication Ordinare Reparation Dispendieuse Ford Owners Recommend Datsun Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy For Off Road Death Fords Only Run Downhill Fat Old Rusted Dog Forget Out Running Daewoos Or in reverse... D R O F Drivers Return On Foot Don't Ride Over Fifty Danged Roaches Outrun Ford Datsun Rules Over Ford If one or more of these is true, unfortunately, you are driving a Ford... You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate. You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation. When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your car. While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again. You have preferred customer status at Repco Auto Parts. You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off. You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car. When you drive though town, people stop what they are doing and just start laughing. People try to hire you to bring your truck to their house to fog for mosquitos. In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes I'm showing a bias toward Holden here... [Report message to a moderator]

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