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towe_001 Forums Junkie Location: Somewhere on a dirt bowl ... Registered: August 2004	Toilet Cleaning Instructions Mon, 01 November 2004 09:55 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that these are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparking clean. [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Toilet Cleaning Instructions	towe_001	Mon, 01 November 2004 09:55
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	Arch	Mon, 01 November 2004 10:48
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	Malicia	Mon, 01 November 2004 11:21
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	Apollo	Mon, 01 November 2004 13:16
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	jackel	Mon, 01 November 2004 13:32
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	towe_001	Mon, 01 November 2004 15:46
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	MR 1JZ	Tue, 02 November 2004 00:26
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	jackel	Wed, 03 November 2004 11:14
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	fractoid	Wed, 03 November 2004 11:32
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	MR 1JZ	Wed, 03 November 2004 13:26
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	draven	Mon, 01 November 2004 13:48
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	jackel	Mon, 01 November 2004 13:53
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	Jayem	Mon, 01 November 2004 14:42
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	towe_001	Tue, 02 November 2004 14:51
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	MFX_Neko_86	Tue, 02 November 2004 05:41
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	SilverGhost	Tue, 02 November 2004 06:22
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	justcallmefrank	Tue, 02 November 2004 06:55
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	Goose	Wed, 03 November 2004 00:50
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	towe_001	Wed, 03 November 2004 12:40
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	ae86slaver	Thu, 04 November 2004 03:56
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	dimmy77_03	Thu, 04 November 2004 04:40
	Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions	jackel	Thu, 04 November 2004 16:33

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