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Location: Sydney
Registered: April 2004
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Re: anyone with good jokes out there
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Fri, 03 December 2004 08:57

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Neko, you need some new jokes 
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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anyone with good jokes out there
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The Count | Fri, 03 December 2004 08:23 |
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bathurst-91 | Fri, 03 December 2004 08:57 |
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dimmy77_03 | Fri, 03 December 2004 12:15 |
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skellator | Sat, 04 December 2004 03:51 |
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nick2b | Sun, 05 December 2004 03:01 |
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river | Sat, 04 December 2004 05:30 |
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joyride | Sat, 04 December 2004 06:08 |
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The lion the monkey and the labrador
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lang | Sat, 04 December 2004 08:02 |
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thu187 | Sun, 05 December 2004 14:25 |
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Gazza53 | Sun, 05 December 2004 08:07 |
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Gazza53 | Sun, 05 December 2004 08:14 |
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clubagreenie | Mon, 06 December 2004 11:10 |
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