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Re: anyone with good jokes out there Fri, 03 December 2004 10:49 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
>I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
>Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The
>blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her
>boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and
>shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
>
>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
>her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
>able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
>
>He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
>cup of tea, and then....." he said with a deep sigh"............ ....."
>Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
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