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Location:
Land of Oz
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: anyone with good jokes out there
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Fri, 03 December 2004 11:12
 
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Hi,
An Aussie, and Englishman and an Irishman construction workers are sitting down and having lunch. The Aussie looks at his lunch and says "Oh shit, cheese sandwiches again. I've had enough of cheese sandwiches. If I get another cheese sandwich I'm gonna jump off the bulding and kill myself."
The pommy looks at his lunch. "Oh shit, cheese sandwiches again. I've had enough of cheese sandwiches. If I get another cheese sandwich I'm gonna jump off the bulding and kill myself."
The irish guy looks at his lunch. "Oh shit, cheese sandwiches again. I've had enough of cheese sandwiches. If I get another cheese sandwich I'm gonna jump off the bulding and kill myself."
The next day they sit on top of the building and open their lunches. The Aussie says. "Fucking cheese sandwiches, again!" And, true to his word, he jumps off the building and kills himself.
The pommy looks at his lunch. "Fucking cheese sandwiches, again!" And, true to his word, he jumps off the building and kills himself.
The irish guy - same thing. And he jumps off and kills himself.
A few days later at the funeral the three grieving wives are talking to each other. Says the Aussie guys's wife. "If I had of known he hated cheese sandwiches so much I would of changed his lunch."
The pommy's wife says "If I had of known he hated cheese sandwiches so much I would of changed his lunch."
The irish guy's wife sobs, "He always made his own lunch."
seeyuzz
river
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