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June 2003
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The lion the monkey and the labrador
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Sat, 04 December 2004 08:02
 
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a man and his labrador are in africa on a safari. They are sitting in their camp when a lion catches sight of the camp and slowly sneaks up to take a look. The lion sees the man and the labrador, but he has no idea what kind of animal the labrador is, hes never seen anything like it before. The labrador catches sight of the lion, and being the smart dog he is grabs a bone off the ground and starts gnawing on it. Then he says just loud enough so that the lion could hear "man that lion was yummy, im going to have to find another one  "
The lion hearing this thinks better of attacking the man and his dog and slinks off into the jungle. The labrador is happy he outsmarted the lion and starts laughing out loud  . Unfortunatly a monkey in a nearby tree witnessed the whole scene and see's that the lion has been tricked. Being naughty like all monkeys are  , he runs off to tell the lion what has happened.
luckily being very observant the labrador sees the monkey chase off after the lion...... anyway the monkey runs and runs and eventually catches up with the lion. once the lion hears what has happened he is furious  , he is king of the jungle and all the animals will laugh at him when the find out he was tricked  .
the lion, in a huge rage  , tears through the jungle back to the camp. he is so angry he dosent keep quiet and makes alot of noise running back. the labrador, seeing the monkey jumping along behind through the trees, figures out what has happened. He casually lies down and says "where has that damn monkey gotten to , i sent him off over 1/2 and hour ago to get me another lion"
This ones much more effective to be told as a story out loud, ive allways had laughs so far 
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The lion the monkey and the labrador
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