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June 2003
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 Bouncer stories part 3
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Sun, 05 December 2004 08:48
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One of my all time favourite bouncer moments came on one of the American sailor visits. The globe used to do hip-hop nights for the sailors with skimpy dancers e.t.c.
Now the general caucasian Perth hip-hop crew consists of upper middle class kids wearing F.U.B.U jackets, speaking in African American slang, wearing pants 10 sizes to big e.t.c.
Now the sailors that come to hip-hop nights are the real deal, these guys generally really do come from the ghetto, belong in gangs e.t.c and are in the navy to make some money for themselves and their wife/girl/family. They are walking stereo-types, diamonds/gold/afros e.t.c. But they can get away with it because it really is their culture and they kill people for a living.
Anyhow the night was pretty boring, me and three other bouncers, occasionally breaking the monotony by doing stupid hand gestures to the staff, and saying things like "word" whenever someone left.
This "wigger" comes in, stoned off his nut, typical rich white kid trying to be a poor black gangster. And he sits at a table full of these real black rappers and the seat he happens to take is actually taken by the officer at the bar buying the rounds.
Me and the other bouncers are watching the scene play out with amusement and sure enough when the officer returns with everyones drinks he politely asks the kid to get out of his seat.
And I swear this kid had been watching 8 mile all day getting stoned, because he jumps out of the chair and starts rap insulting this guy. Like full on Eminem rap battle stuff
"You may be black but I think yo is wack" e.t.c
All the bouncers are in histerics and all the black guys at the table just stand up staring at this little idiot.
None of the other bouncers are together enough from laughing to do anything so I jump on the kid and drag him outside. I was trying not to laugh but at the same time needed to give him a wake up call.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing? this isn't a fucking rap music video, these guys are real, they kill people, you're just a retard with a backwards cap" e.t.c
Anyway half way through my speal the kid starts crying, I let him go, embaressed for both of us and let him run off.
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cytribe | Sun, 05 December 2004 08:48 |
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