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Location: Perth
Registered: June 2003
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Bouncer stories part 4
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Wed, 08 December 2004 05:46

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Okay, biggest slut ever witnessed at the door award.
Because the Globe and Amplifier are in the same complex, but seperated by doors, you often have different events going on in each one at the same time.
This particular night the Amplifier had bands on, typical Indie/Metal stuff, and the typical crowd to match. The Globe however was having a drum and bass rave, walking between the two venues was like travelling into alternate dimensions, the difference in vibes was unreal.
Large amounts of Extacy and Amphetamines can do wonders for girls moods and generosity.
One particular rave bunny chick, short skirt, blonde, white fluffy tail, bra top, nice body, chewing her invisible cud and looking like her eyes were propped open by pins and couldn't blink started rambling to us at the Amplifier door.
She was talking about E's and we were having a laugh with each other at her expence and told her the best way to take em was to stick em up your ass (which on a side note is technically true...but come on!). So she's like "Oh I know that but I don't have anyone to do it for me properly"
One of our doorman, a big sleazy Croation jumps on the oppertunity and says he'll do it for her. So off they go into the bandroom for 15minutes. He comes back with a big cheesy grin on his face saying that she hiked up her skirt and asked her to fuck him while he did it, so he did.
We all have a laugh and continue on our night, when we see the same girl dragging a guy down the alleyway to where our cars are parked. Now no-one is allowed to go there as we use it as a staff car park but we had a good idea what was going on so we waited a while before we busted them.
And sure enough there she is, pants round her ankles about to get fucked by this guy. So we yell "OIIIII get the fuck out of the carpark" The guy is so suprised he catches himself in his zip and falls down screaming and the girl just laughs and pulls up her panties and runs back into the rave.
Thinking that was the last of it we continued the night giving the bouncer that had slept with her heaps of crap about disease and illegitamate kids etc. At the end of the night we kick everyone out and check the toilets. And there is one of the girls toilet doors locked and feet under it and a horrible smell.
We knock and call but no-one answers, so I get into the adjacent stall and peak over. There she is, slut of the night, sitting on a toilet seat that is down, covered in her own shit and piss and vomit, groaning incoherently.
So we get a fire hose from the amplifier, kick the door open and hose her down enough so we can touch her with rubber gloves. As two of us are leading her out the door, on on each arm she looks at us with vomit dribbling out of her mouth and goes
"You guys are so cute, do you want to come with me to my room"
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cytribe | Wed, 08 December 2004 05:46 |
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