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lumpy Forums Junkie Location: Adelaide, SA Registered: May 2002	Re: drug tests Tue, 14 December 2004 05:44 krazy wrote on Tue, 14 December 2004 15:43 dude last medical i went for and all the medicals before that they give you a cup tell you to take it in the toilet and give a urine sample so just take someone elses piss with you and all will be sweet This is true, for a work medical conducted at your local medical centre you will be asked to piss in the cup behind closed doors so a concealed bag of urine my assist in acheiving a "pass" result. It may be a good opportunity whilst you are hurridly fumbling with a warm bag of someone else's urine in a toilet cubicle to re-examine the choice of lifestyle that led you to this situation. The time may be ripe to give up the weekends spent on the bong wasting time and either do something more personally fulfilling or alternatively chose a drug you can metabolise much faster such as methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Interestingly the shift within the defence forces to perform random drug tests has almost eliminated use of cannabis - and replaced it with faster metabolising but socially "harder" drugs! [Report message to a moderator]

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	drug tests	mxchris69	Mon, 13 December 2004 08:37
	Re: drug tests	draven	Mon, 13 December 2004 08:41
	Re: drug tests	mxchris69	Mon, 13 December 2004 08:44
	Re: drug tests	dimmy77_03	Mon, 13 December 2004 08:49
	Re: drug tests	draven	Mon, 13 December 2004 08:51
	Re: drug tests	mxchris69	Mon, 13 December 2004 08:52
	Re: drug tests	draven	Mon, 13 December 2004 08:53
	Re: drug tests	matt_84	Mon, 13 December 2004 08:58
	Re: drug tests	Conquest	Mon, 13 December 2004 09:32
	Re: drug tests	dimmy77_03	Mon, 13 December 2004 09:41
	Re: drug tests	gianttomato	Mon, 13 December 2004 10:53
	Re: drug tests	thechuckster	Mon, 13 December 2004 11:45
	Re: drug tests	jackel	Mon, 13 December 2004 16:32
	Re: drug tests	toof	Mon, 13 December 2004 21:13
	Re: drug tests	gianttomato	Mon, 13 December 2004 22:12
	Re: drug tests	draven	Tue, 14 December 2004 06:21
	Re: drug tests	gianttomato	Mon, 13 December 2004 18:13
	Re: drug tests	draven	Mon, 13 December 2004 19:23
	Re: drug tests	Norminator	Tue, 14 December 2004 01:34
	Re: drug tests	gianttomato	Tue, 14 December 2004 03:36
	Re: drug tests	ed_ma61	Tue, 14 December 2004 04:10
	Re: drug tests	Norminator	Tue, 14 December 2004 04:55
	Re: drug tests	gianttomato	Tue, 14 December 2004 06:51
	Re: drug tests	thu187	Tue, 14 December 2004 07:12
	Re: drug tests	thechuckster	Tue, 14 December 2004 07:51
	Re: drug tests	gianttomato	Tue, 14 December 2004 08:12
	Re: drug tests	Norminator	Tue, 14 December 2004 15:12
	Re: drug tests	Cool1	Mon, 13 December 2004 21:47
	Re: drug tests	tomartom	Mon, 13 December 2004 23:11
	Re: drug tests	Malicia	Mon, 13 December 2004 23:36
	Re: drug tests	riceburna73	Mon, 13 December 2004 23:44
	Re: drug tests	ed_ma61	Tue, 14 December 2004 00:51
	Re: drug tests	b1gb3n	Tue, 14 December 2004 04:29
	Re: drug tests	gianttomato	Tue, 14 December 2004 04:53
	Re: drug tests	thu187	Tue, 14 December 2004 07:09
	Re: drug tests	Conquest	Tue, 14 December 2004 10:01
	Re: drug tests	Norminator	Tue, 14 December 2004 04:59
	Re: drug tests	ed_ma61	Tue, 14 December 2004 05:04
	Re: drug tests	krazy	Tue, 14 December 2004 05:13
	Re: drug tests	lumpy	Tue, 14 December 2004 05:44
	Re: drug tests	Malicia	Tue, 14 December 2004 05:33
	Re: drug tests	nick2b	Tue, 14 December 2004 06:22
	Re: drug tests	thechuckster	Tue, 14 December 2004 06:41
	Re: drug tests	nick2b	Tue, 14 December 2004 06:46
	Re: drug tests	THE WITZL	Tue, 14 December 2004 07:43
	Re: drug tests	lumpy	Tue, 14 December 2004 22:38
	Re: drug tests	b1gb3n	Tue, 14 December 2004 10:14
	Re: drug tests	ed_ma61	Tue, 14 December 2004 12:04
	Re: drug tests	boris	Tue, 14 December 2004 13:22
	Re: drug tests	gianttomato	Tue, 14 December 2004 22:41
	Re: drug tests	Tommo	Tue, 14 December 2004 10:28
	Re: drug tests	feral4mr2	Tue, 14 December 2004 10:30
	Re: drug tests	Nolan	Tue, 14 December 2004 11:05
	Re: drug tests	jaikat	Wed, 15 December 2004 02:54
	Re: drug tests	riceburna73	Wed, 15 December 2004 03:34
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