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Re: xmas presents for girls
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Fri, 17 December 2004 20:55
 
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Hi,
| Ko Ko wrote on Sat, 18 December 2004 02:07 |
....but I need something she can keep?
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Too easy! Give her the clap. She can keep that for a long time and always remember you for it. 
Or, you get her a nice big tattoo with something like "River's Bitch".... of course you need to replace "River" with your own name 'cos I got enough bitches in my life and ownership, especially on the younger models, isn't cheap.
And, as far as listening to her and picking up hints at what she wants - I'm not going to give her the divorce she always wanted.
However, I have found that the girls like the Loccitaine (or however it's spelt/pronounced) hand cream. It's not cheap, but the chicks I all know (wife, daughters, sisters... etc) all rave about it and seem to love getting a tube of this stuff for a gift. Also, they've got some really nice vanilla and lavender incense and other nice, chicky smelly stuff.
seeyuzz
river
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Ko Ko | Sat, 18 December 2004 00:12 |
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