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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Mon, 20 December 2004 21:01
 
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Hi,
| EVOSTi wrote on Mon, 20 December 2004 21:55 |
why do old people get fukin angry with age?
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It's because they're jealous. Well, some of them are. There's an old saying.. "Youth is wasted on the young" and some old people get all agitated when they see young people having fun 'cos they wish their old bones could do the same.
Some of us oldies aren't jealous... like me. The last thing I want is to be young again and have to fuck around with some of the issues that are facing the youth of today.
I can't wait until I get my pension card so I can ride in buses and trains all day! I can then collect my pension check and roll down to the Bowling Club (in my Cressida Grande or Camry) and get legless drinking middies of light beer, while chasing the old biddies around the place. Better still, I'll get one of those little electric gopher mobiles and run over people at the local mall.
You'll see that old people should generally get better and less angry as the older generation dies off and us baby-boomers hit retirement and old age. That's 'cos us baby-boomers gave the world 60's and 70's rock music, made dope smoking a national past time (bring back the hippies), dig 1970's vintage cars, the electric dildo, and began to realise that politics/large corporations/organised religion is all shit.
We remember that we were once young and carried on like fucktards and usually have the patience and understanding that the young will go through (actually, make that "have to") go through their own phases and do their own thing, no matter how dumb ass or stupid, as they grew into maturity.
Anyway, enough of my rant. I'm gonna sit back and laze about and wait for bowel-cancer, altzeimers, arthiritis, osteo-whatever-the-fuck-it-is-called, altzeimers, stroke, altzeimers and whatever wonderful aging diseases and symptons that await my maturing years.
Hey, did I say we get altzeimers? Well, we get that too!
seeyuzz
(Old Man) river
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EVOSTi | Mon, 20 December 2004 10:55 |
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river | Mon, 20 December 2004 21:01 |
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EVOSTi | Wed, 22 December 2004 10:16 |
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davedrifts | Thu, 23 December 2004 01:03 |
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clubagreenie | Thu, 23 December 2004 13:47 |
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EVOSTi | Thu, 23 December 2004 23:33 |
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