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faulksy Forums Junkie Location: Adelaide Registered: May 2002	clueless cops Wed, 06 November 2002 14:19 these are a few things cops have said to be and stuff ive said back to avoid defects in both my ke30 4age and 4agze. senario 1 COP: is that a rotor you have under the bonnet. ME: no just a 4 cyclinder. COP: better pop the bonnet. pops open the bonnet cop looks at cam cover and sees toyota on it COP: oh toyota, thats okay. on you way son senario 2 had been chased by an unmarked corolla cop car with no goverment plates and both cops wearing casual clothes. but how casual??? they were both in shorts, hawaiian shirts and sandals. COP: going a bit fast werent you son? ME: maybe a little. COP: well we been following you for a few minutes COP: we followed you from when you turned onto to the main road when your excessive wheel speed grapped our attention. and you did no less then 80 the whole way along the golden way (70 zone). then coming onto Alantsis (60 zone steep downhill with roundabouts and long sweeping bend at the bottom) you were doing no less then 90. we tried to keep up but you still where pulling away when we were giving chase. what you got in that thing? lets us have a look? i pop the bonnet thinking im so done for COP: whats this? (grapping few loose wires of the engine loom) ME: i think its for the air condition but i dont have one on this. COP: what a car these came out with air cons? ME: yep sure did COP: thats right, i guess they did ME: yeah be nice to have one during this weather (thinking you dumb twat. they didnt come out with twin cams, superchargers, or efi) cops looks at the cam cover COP: toyota motor...good. everything seems to be in order. COP: can we check the boot please when u were driving along there was some fat bass sonny (what sought of comment is that?) coming from your car. has it got a sub? ME: yes 2 12 inches (opening the boot) COP: why is this box secured down? why dont you have a spare? ME: just got a puncture yesterday and am running my spare just now. its not secure cos i took of the mounting brackets yesterday to get to my spare. COP: well make sure you gt that taken care off quickly. ME: im doing it tomorrow its booked in the tyre shop. (as im shutting the bonnet) COP: is that a capcitator? (looking at my surge tank) ME: yes, was having voltage problems, thats why i have the battery in the boot. then went thru the usually dribble of do you need you car for your job? (cops give you least trouble when in uniform). better slow down then. and let me go scott free COP: seems you have a tail light out? ME: are u sure? COP: yeah, have a look yourself cop presses brake while i look ME: no they are both working fine COP: let me have another look i depress the brake for her COP: ok they are both working..maybe its a lose wire..get it checked out (im thing theres nothing wrong with them COP: ares a bit loud, pop the bonnet. COP: is this allowed to have this engine in it ME: yes its only a 1.6, i asked regency and they said it was fine. check the engine number on the rego sticker if you want. she checks both the engine number and rego sticker COP: these mags look pretty big are they legal? ME: they are only 16s they just look bigger COP: these didnt come out with 16s ME: no but they came out with 14s which means u can put 16s on it. COP: ok..im not going to defect you for the brake light but give you a written caution and if you pulled over for a brake light in the future you will be defected. ME: thanks [Updated on: Thu, 07 November 2002 22:29] [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	clueless cops	faulksy	Wed, 06 November 2002 14:19
	Re: clueless cops	SupraBOY	Thu, 07 November 2002 12:21
	Re: clueless cops	Rolla Boy	Thu, 07 November 2002 18:33
	Re: clueless cops	Bugman	Fri, 08 November 2002 05:59
	Re: clueless cops	THE WITZL	Fri, 08 November 2002 06:07
	Re: clueless cops	Bugman	Fri, 08 November 2002 06:36
	Re: clueless cops	juzzo84	Sat, 09 November 2002 01:46
	Re: clueless cops	faulksy	Sun, 10 November 2002 15:01
	Re: clueless cops	mc1j	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:01
	Re: clueless cops	mc1j	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:08
	Re: clueless cops	rollaboy	Wed, 19 March 2003 12:55
	Re: clueless cops	sikmr2	Wed, 19 March 2003 13:54
	Re: clueless cops	manipulate	Wed, 13 November 2002 05:30
	Re: clueless cops	SupraBOY	Wed, 13 November 2002 12:55
	Re: clueless cops	Remedy	Thu, 14 November 2002 02:16
	Re: clueless cops	mc1j	Thu, 14 November 2002 15:09
	Re: clueless cops	sikmr2	Thu, 13 March 2003 14:54
	Re: clueless cops	SW20R	Fri, 14 March 2003 01:45
	Re: clueless cops	Jason	Fri, 14 March 2003 02:22
	Re: clueless cops	CrAiGzEE	Fri, 14 March 2003 11:52
	Re: clueless cops	Chris Davey	Sat, 15 March 2003 05:02
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	Re: clueless cops	draven	Thu, 20 March 2003 06:00
	Re: clueless cops	Chris Davey	Thu, 20 March 2003 08:39
	Re: clueless cops	draven	Thu, 20 March 2003 08:43
	Re: clueless cops	7mgte83	Sun, 23 March 2003 07:53
	Re: clueless cops	Mr DOHC	Mon, 31 March 2003 09:35
	Re: clueless cops	draven	Mon, 31 March 2003 11:10
	Re: clueless cops	peewee	Mon, 21 April 2003 14:37
	Re: clueless cops	draven	Mon, 21 April 2003 19:32
	Re: clueless cops	7mgte83	Mon, 21 April 2003 23:40
	Re: clueless cops	peewee	Mon, 21 April 2003 23:47
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	Re: clueless cops	strober	Fri, 23 May 2003 15:13
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	Re: clueless cops	kirkosaurus	Sun, 08 June 2003 04:49
	Re: clueless cops	draven	Sun, 08 June 2003 05:37
	Re: clueless cops	bozwon	Sat, 21 June 2003 02:23
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	Re: clueless cops	DiZ_	Sun, 22 June 2003 14:25
	Re: clueless cops	Rolla Boy	Mon, 23 June 2003 09:20
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	Re: clueless cops	Rolla Boy	Tue, 05 August 2003 08:10
	Re: clueless cops	RobST162	Tue, 05 August 2003 09:11
	Re: clueless cops	scott	Fri, 15 August 2003 09:58
	Re: clueless cops	MR. 2	Mon, 18 August 2003 05:38
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