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Dmonk86 Regular Location: Melbourne Registered: August 2004	Re: my mate has issues Mon, 10 January 2005 00:54 Dear Bankroll, If you really love her and want to sleep with her and make your 'deposit' - but cant, this may be due to your background reinforcement. By this i mean all those early teen years to now you may have spend whacking off to miss page 3 and Ms centrefold using mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters have some how altered your view to the reality of what real women look like. Considering the only real naked woman you may have seen upto now is your girlfriend, your reinforcment you have been looking at all these years has taken a swift kick to the goolies. Hence the unattractiveness. Sure you like her and all but finding her unattractive in 'that' way doesnt make you a bad guy - currently you have to readjust your view. Look at her as the girl you want to make love to not just fuck and blow into because you cant. There are steps to retrain your mind. These in your eyes could be drastic, but if you really like/love your girlfriend and want to do this, then heres want you can do to help yourself. 1) Delete the porn in your computer and hide those nuddy mags, (You dont have to delete the files if you dont want to, its just temptation is a bitch.) and dont look at them for at least a month. (as a trial period.) Wait up, dont stop reading yet, i'll explain why. Refresh your mind, without looking at other nude women (in that figure) it will slowly get your to appreciate what you have. 2) Dont masturbate everyday. In fact hold a tome of celebasy. Why? Because all those years of figuring out how to please yourself is going to change when you first have sex. You may enjoy sex the first time you do it, or you may not because you are used to the climax point you can bring yourself to when playing the one handed trombone. If you stop masturbating, you'll re train the body. Try not doing it for a week, or two - and when you see your girlfriend naked, not only will you be damn horny you will also appreciated her in the moment of passion. 3) Her picture. I'm sure you'd have a picture of her, of if you dont - get one and get her to pose for one. Whatever happens dont tell her what you'll be using it for just shoot it for 'fun'. If you reaaaalllyyyy have to yank the crank, use her picture to do it with. Why wait for the moment with her and not be able to spill the milk? Train yourself with her pic so when you're actually with her it will be so much better. 4) Reeeeeellaaaxxxx. If you go into a combat field thinking, "imgunnadieimgunnadieimgunnadie.." you end up a nervous wreck and make stupid mistakes. So go relaxed, if it happens it happens, if it doesnt, at least she got pleased right? (for all the guys thinking - who gives a shit??) Guess what? She does, and hence another ace up your sleeve for later ... At the end of the day if you want to make the change, you have to do it yourself. Good luck and good sailing! Until next time, Dear Jane. [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	my mate has issues	Mr DOHC	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:25
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:41
	Re: my mate has issues	EvilJack	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:44
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:49
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:46
	Re: my mate has issues	BlackSupra	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:48
	Re: my mate has issues	Mr DOHC	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:49
	Re: my mate has issues	Mr DOHC	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:50
	Re: my mate has issues	BlackSupra	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:52
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:54
	Re: my mate has issues	Mr DOHC	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:58
	Re: my mate has issues	Mr DOHC	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:02
	Re: my mate has issues	toof	Wed, 05 January 2005 21:16
	Re: my mate has issues	b1gb3n	Wed, 05 January 2005 22:44
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:52
	Re: my mate has issues	Mr DOHC	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:55
	Re: my mate has issues	BlackSupra	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:56
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:58
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Wed, 05 January 2005 11:59
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:01
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:03
	Re: my mate has issues	THE WITZL	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:02
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:03
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:05
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:09
	Re: my mate has issues	BlackSupra	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:05
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:14
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:18
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Wed, 05 January 2005 13:19
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Wed, 05 January 2005 13:21
	Re: my mate has issues	Nolan	Wed, 05 January 2005 13:23
	Re: my mate has issues	BlackSupra	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:18
	Re: my mate has issues	Nolan	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:26
	Re: my mate has issues	Mr DOHC	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:39
	Re: my mate has issues	Nolan	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:41
	Re: my mate has issues	thechuckster	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:44
	Re: my mate has issues	dimmy77_03	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:33
	Re: my mate has issues	Mr DOHC	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:40
	Re: my mate has issues	SIMDOG	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:48
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Wed, 05 January 2005 12:51
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Wed, 05 January 2005 13:33
	Re: my mate has issues	lang	Wed, 05 January 2005 14:27
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Wed, 05 January 2005 22:53
	Re: my mate has issues	EldarO	Wed, 05 January 2005 16:14
	Re: my mate has issues	bathurst-91	Wed, 05 January 2005 20:51
	Re: my mate has issues	Squid	Wed, 05 January 2005 22:07
	Re: my mate has issues	gianttomato	Wed, 05 January 2005 22:16
	Re: my mate has issues	riceburna73	Wed, 05 January 2005 22:43
	Re: my mate has issues	Skip	Wed, 05 January 2005 23:53
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Thu, 06 January 2005 00:17
	Re: my mate has issues	Skip	Thu, 06 January 2005 01:37
	Re: my mate has issues	The Count	Thu, 06 January 2005 01:17
	Re: my mate has issues	draven	Thu, 06 January 2005 01:50
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Thu, 06 January 2005 02:15
	Re: my mate has issues	finney	Thu, 06 January 2005 02:40
	Re: my mate has issues	Squid	Thu, 06 January 2005 03:13
	Re: my mate has issues	Skip	Thu, 06 January 2005 05:38
	Re: my mate has issues	Jason	Tue, 11 January 2005 01:35
	Re: my mate has issues	scrote	Tue, 11 January 2005 15:25
	Re: my mate has issues	Mr DOHC	Thu, 06 January 2005 13:45
	Re: my mate has issues	skellator	Thu, 06 January 2005 01:23
	Re: my mate has issues	riceburna73	Thu, 06 January 2005 03:29
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Thu, 06 January 2005 04:23
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Thu, 06 January 2005 05:54
	Re: my mate has issues	lumpy	Thu, 06 January 2005 06:21
	Re: my mate has issues	Skip	Thu, 06 January 2005 08:32
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Thu, 06 January 2005 08:52
	Re: my mate has issues	Skip	Thu, 06 January 2005 23:53
	Re: my mate has issues	bathurst-91	Thu, 06 January 2005 21:10
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Thu, 06 January 2005 21:55
	Re: my mate has issues	Toobs	Thu, 06 January 2005 06:26
	Re: my mate has issues	Toobs	Thu, 06 January 2005 06:33
	Re: my mate has issues	Toobs	Thu, 06 January 2005 06:37
	Re: my mate has issues	BlackSupra	Thu, 06 January 2005 09:19
	Re: my mate has issues	MFX_Neko_86	Thu, 06 January 2005 08:51
	Re: my mate has issues	RWDboy	Thu, 06 January 2005 14:33
	Re: my mate has issues	ae86drift	Sat, 08 January 2005 03:40
	Re: my mate has issues	RWDboy	Sat, 08 January 2005 04:14
	Re: my mate has issues	dimmy77_03	Sun, 09 January 2005 12:38
	Re: my mate has issues	b1gb3n	Sun, 09 January 2005 17:12
	Re: my mate has issues	Dmonk86	Mon, 10 January 2005 00:54
	Re: my mate has issues	Cool1	Mon, 10 January 2005 02:10
	Re: my mate has issues	rthy	Mon, 10 January 2005 04:17
	Re: my mate has issues	Ms Puzzleman	Mon, 10 January 2005 05:39
	Re: my mate has issues	b1gb3n	Mon, 10 January 2005 07:05
	Re: my mate has issues	RWDboy	Wed, 12 January 2005 00:36
	Re: my mate has issues	davedrifts	Thu, 13 January 2005 08:39
	Re: my mate has issues	WANTED_AE86	Sun, 16 January 2005 22:29
	Re: my mate has issues	b1gb3n	Sun, 16 January 2005 23:14

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