F.A.Q.    Register    Login    Home Members    Search

Toymods » The Outhouse » wanted: job Show: Today's Posts  :: Show Polls  Email to friend

Author	Topic
M.J.H Forums Junkie Location: Newcastle Registered: April 2003	Re: wanted: job Wed, 12 January 2005 06:44 The Spam Sketch from the second series of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" and "Monty Python's Previous Record" (Spam = Spiced Pork And Ham, a sort of cheap luncheon meat) Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! The best spam of all. [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	wanted: job	MX73_drifter	Wed, 12 January 2005 04:33
	Re: wanted: job	bigg willie style	Wed, 12 January 2005 04:35
	Re: wanted: job	MX73_drifter	Wed, 12 January 2005 05:26
	Re: wanted: job	Tats	Wed, 12 January 2005 05:27
	Re: wanted: job	bigg willie style	Wed, 12 January 2005 05:42
	Re: wanted: job	M.J.H	Wed, 12 January 2005 06:44
	Re: wanted: job	Azza	Wed, 12 January 2005 09:35
	Re: wanted: job	Hodgie	Wed, 12 January 2005 07:07
	Re: wanted: job	river	Wed, 12 January 2005 09:05
	Re: wanted: job	davedrifts	Wed, 12 January 2005 10:39
	Re: wanted: job	Nolan	Wed, 12 January 2005 10:44
	Re: wanted: job	Sigmeister	Thu, 13 January 2005 01:13
	Re: wanted: job	Dust	Thu, 13 January 2005 01:56
	Re: wanted: job	puzzle man	Thu, 13 January 2005 02:11
	Re: wanted: job	Joshstix	Thu, 13 January 2005 04:29
	Re: wanted: job	davedrifts	Thu, 13 January 2005 04:58
	Re: wanted: job	Dust	Thu, 13 January 2005 04:59
	Re: wanted: job	davedrifts	Thu, 13 January 2005 05:08
	Re: wanted: job	Azza	Thu, 13 January 2005 11:59
	Re: wanted: job	RA28	Thu, 13 January 2005 12:11
	Re: wanted: job	riceburna73	Thu, 13 January 2005 12:21
	Re: wanted: job	rthy	Thu, 13 January 2005 13:01
	Re: wanted: job	Choony_AE86	Thu, 13 January 2005 13:50
	Re: wanted: job	MX73_drifter	Thu, 13 January 2005 14:20
	Re: wanted: job	RA28	Fri, 14 January 2005 23:10
	Re: wanted: job	CoronaC	Thu, 13 January 2005 14:50

Previous Topic:	Is the forum havin some problems?
Next Topic:	Fibre glass

Powered by: FUDforum 2.3.8
Copyright ©2001-2003 Advanced Internet Designs Inc.