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I Supported Toymods
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melbourne.vic.au
Registered:
May 2002
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 Blonde Jokes
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Mon, 11 November 2002 04:51
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A friend told me to post this up to share with you all...
Disclamer This is not to be offensive but here for all to enjoy...
Joke # 1
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He held her hand and said,
"Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then
..........." he sighed,
..."let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
Joke # 2
A Blonde's husband comes home from work and she rushes up and yell excitedly "i have spent 2 hours on this jigsaw puzzle, and now its finished" he walks in to see a 32 peice jigsaw puzzle sitting on the table.
he asks her "you spent 2 hours putting this together?"
and she replies " yeah, i know isnt it amazing. when i read the box it said 3-5 years. "
[Updated on: Mon, 11 November 2002 04:52]
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ZZT231 | Mon, 11 November 2002 04:51 |
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SupraPete | Mon, 11 November 2002 04:56 |
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ZZT231 | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:16 |
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gianttomato | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:26 |
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wizzfizz2097 | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:39 |
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draven | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:54 |
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 08:11 |
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HSV_gal | Mon, 11 November 2002 21:55 |
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Mr*Beach | Mon, 11 November 2002 07:59 |
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Rolla Boy | Mon, 11 November 2002 08:22 |
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:39 |
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HSV_gal | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:45 |
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Nark | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:56 |
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:51 |
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Man Jokes - Counter attack from the women
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 00:49 |
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More Men Jokes
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:05 |
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Rolla Boy | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:19 |
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Tank | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:28 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 05:17 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 07:49 |
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gianttomato | Tue, 12 November 2002 10:09 |
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draven | Tue, 12 November 2002 12:11 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 22:25 |
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 22:42 |
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:05 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:22 |
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Women Jokes ! (arn't thay all !)
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:23 |
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:34 |
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:59 |
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 00:18 |
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Cool1 | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:11 |
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ra23celicachick | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:17 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:13 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:18 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:26 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:31 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:34 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:41 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:53 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:58 |
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:28 |
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draven | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:43 |
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:34 |
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SupraPete | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:41 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:46 |
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:01 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:09 |
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manipulate | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:26 |
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GIN51E | Wed, 13 November 2002 06:37 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 22:35 |
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humble | Fri, 15 November 2002 07:47 |
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gianttomato | Sat, 16 November 2002 06:57 |
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