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Cabramatta, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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 Re: Blonde Jokes
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Mon, 11 November 2002 22:56
 
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KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual headline)
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Lisa is blonde.
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Blonde Jokes
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ZZT231 | Mon, 11 November 2002 04:51 |
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SupraPete | Mon, 11 November 2002 04:56 |
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ZZT231 | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:16 |
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gianttomato | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:26 |
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wizzfizz2097 | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:39 |
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draven | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:54 |
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 08:11 |
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HSV_gal | Mon, 11 November 2002 21:55 |
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Mr*Beach | Mon, 11 November 2002 07:59 |
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Rolla Boy | Mon, 11 November 2002 08:22 |
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:39 |
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HSV_gal | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:45 |
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Nark | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:56 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:51 |
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Man Jokes - Counter attack from the women
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 00:49 |
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More Men Jokes
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:05 |
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Rolla Boy | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:19 |
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Tank | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:28 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 05:17 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 07:49 |
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gianttomato | Tue, 12 November 2002 10:09 |
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draven | Tue, 12 November 2002 12:11 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 22:25 |
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 22:42 |
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:05 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:22 |
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Women Jokes ! (arn't thay all !)
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:23 |
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Re: more Women Jokes !
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:34 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:59 |
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Re: Man Jokes
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 00:18 |
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Cool1 | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:11 |
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ra23celicachick | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:17 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:13 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:18 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:26 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:31 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:34 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:41 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:53 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:58 |
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:28 |
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draven | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:43 |
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Re: Blonde GUY Jokes
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:34 |
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SupraPete | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:41 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:46 |
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Re: Guy Jokes
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:01 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:09 |
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manipulate | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:26 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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GIN51E | Wed, 13 November 2002 06:37 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 22:35 |
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humble | Fri, 15 November 2002 07:47 |
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gianttomato | Sat, 16 November 2002 06:57 |
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mr_messy | Sat, 16 November 2002 09:46 |
