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Club President I supported Toymods
Location: Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Women Jokes ! (arn't thay all !)
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Tue, 12 November 2002 23:23

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A man was walking thru the local shops when he witnessed a babies pram rolling out into oncoming traffic. Without consideration for himself he raced to the aid of the young child saving it narrowly from being killed by a passing bus. Pleased with himself he headed to the local park for reflection on his actions.
As he sat there the image of God was presented before him. " In regognition for your selfless act in such a selfish society I want to grant you one wish of your choosing"
The man sat in shock for a long moment before making his answer. " Well God, My family lives in Tasmania and I am scared of boats so I cannot visit them. What I would really like is nice big expressway from the mainland to tassie to I can get in my Toyota and drive over and see them when ever I want."
God listened and responded harshly "That is a very materialistic wish my son I would prefer you to wish for something more beneficial to humanity and not just yourself"
The man sat in silence for a long while before turning back to the lord. "God he said I want to be able to understand women, know what they want and how they think, be able to understand their needs and desires and be able to teach other men how to understand them"
God Replied " So how many lanes do you want on that highway ! "
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Blonde Jokes
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ZZT231 | Mon, 11 November 2002 04:51 |
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SupraPete | Mon, 11 November 2002 04:56 |
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ZZT231 | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:16 |
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gianttomato | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:26 |
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wizzfizz2097 | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:39 |
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draven | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:54 |
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 08:11 |
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HSV_gal | Mon, 11 November 2002 21:55 |
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Mr*Beach | Mon, 11 November 2002 07:59 |
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Rolla Boy | Mon, 11 November 2002 08:22 |
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:39 |
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HSV_gal | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:45 |
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Nark | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:56 |
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:51 |
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Man Jokes - Counter attack from the women
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 00:49 |
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More Men Jokes
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:05 |
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Rolla Boy | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:19 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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Tank | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:28 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 05:17 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 07:49 |
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gianttomato | Tue, 12 November 2002 10:09 |
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draven | Tue, 12 November 2002 12:11 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 22:25 |
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 22:42 |
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:05 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:22 |
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Women Jokes ! (arn't thay all !)
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:23 |
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Re: more Women Jokes !
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:34 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:59 |
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Re: Man Jokes
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 00:18 |
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Cool1 | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:11 |
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ra23celicachick | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:17 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:13 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:18 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:26 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:31 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:34 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:41 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:53 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:58 |
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:28 |
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draven | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:43 |
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:34 |
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SupraPete | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:41 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:46 |
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Re: Guy Jokes
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:01 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:09 |
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manipulate | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:26 |
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GIN51E | Wed, 13 November 2002 06:37 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 22:35 |
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humble | Fri, 15 November 2002 07:47 |
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gianttomato | Sat, 16 November 2002 06:57 |
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mr_messy | Sat, 16 November 2002 09:46 |