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Women Jokes ! (arn't thay all !) Tue, 12 November 2002 23:23 Go to previous messageGo to previous message

A man was walking thru the local shops when he witnessed a babies pram rolling out into oncoming traffic. Without consideration for himself he raced to the aid of the young child saving it narrowly from being killed by a passing bus. Pleased with himself he headed to the local park for reflection on his actions.

As he sat there the image of God was presented before him. " In regognition for your selfless act in such a selfish society I want to grant you one wish of your choosing"

The man sat in shock for a long moment before making his answer. " Well God, My family lives in Tasmania and I am scared of boats so I cannot visit them. What I would really like is nice big expressway from the mainland to tassie to I can get in my Toyota and drive over and see them when ever I want."

God listened and responded harshly "That is a very materialistic wish my son I would prefer you to wish for something more beneficial to humanity and not just yourself"

The man sat in silence for a long while before turning back to the lord. "God he said I want to be able to understand women, know what they want and how they think, be able to understand their needs and desires and be able to teach other men how to understand them"

God Replied " So how many lanes do you want on that highway ! "

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Read Message   Blonde Jokes ZZT231Mon, 11 November 2002 04:51
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Read Message   Women Jokes ! (arn't thay all !)  thetoyman75Tue, 12 November 2002 23:23
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