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Re: Man Jokes
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Wed, 13 November 2002 00:18
 
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More Jokes for the Girls to laugh at:
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. Why are men like popcorn?
A. They Satisfy you but only for a little while.
Q. How many divorced Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Who knows; they never get the house
Q. How can you tell if a man is well hung?
A. If you can't get your finger between the rope and his neck!!!!
True facts about men!
1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you're sick of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
9. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
10. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is
married
11. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
12. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
13. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets.
14. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
15. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"..
16. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
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Blonde Jokes
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ZZT231 | Mon, 11 November 2002 04:51 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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SupraPete | Mon, 11 November 2002 04:56 |
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ZZT231 | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:16 |
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gianttomato | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:26 |
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wizzfizz2097 | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:39 |
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draven | Mon, 11 November 2002 05:54 |
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 08:11 |
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HSV_gal | Mon, 11 November 2002 21:55 |
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Mr*Beach | Mon, 11 November 2002 07:59 |
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Rolla Boy | Mon, 11 November 2002 08:22 |
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:39 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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HSV_gal | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:45 |
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Nark | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:56 |
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manipulate | Mon, 11 November 2002 22:51 |
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Man Jokes - Counter attack from the women
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 00:49 |
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More Men Jokes
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:05 |
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Re: More Men Jokes
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Rolla Boy | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:19 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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Tank | Tue, 12 November 2002 01:28 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 05:17 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 07:49 |
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gianttomato | Tue, 12 November 2002 10:09 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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draven | Tue, 12 November 2002 12:11 |
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 22:25 |
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Teenz | Tue, 12 November 2002 22:42 |
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:05 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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HSV_gal | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:22 |
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Women Jokes ! (arn't thay all !)
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:23 |
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Re: more Women Jokes !
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:34 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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thetoyman75 | Tue, 12 November 2002 23:59 |
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Re: Man Jokes
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 00:18 |
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Re: Blonde Jokes
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Cool1 | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:11 |
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ra23celicachick | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:17 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:13 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:18 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:26 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:31 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:34 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:41 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:53 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 03:58 |
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:28 |
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draven | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:43 |
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Re: Blonde GUY Jokes
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:34 |
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SupraPete | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:41 |
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HSV_gal | Wed, 13 November 2002 04:46 |
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Re: Guy Jokes
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Teenz | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:01 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:09 |
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manipulate | Wed, 13 November 2002 05:26 |
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GIN51E | Wed, 13 November 2002 06:37 |
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THE WITZL | Wed, 13 November 2002 22:35 |
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humble | Fri, 15 November 2002 07:47 |
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gianttomato | Sat, 16 November 2002 06:57 |
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mr_messy | Sat, 16 November 2002 09:46 |
