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THE WITZL Forums Junkie Toymods Social Secretary Location: Sydney Registered: July 2002	Re: Blonde Jokes Wed, 13 November 2002 03:18 On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with reddish-blond hair and hazel eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt .......one button at a time. .......No one moves. ......He removes his shirt. ......Muscles ripple across his chest. ......He walks up to her and, ......he whispers: ......"Iron this." [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Blonde Jokes	ZZT231	Mon, 11 November 2002 04:51
	Re: Blonde Jokes	SupraPete	Mon, 11 November 2002 04:56
	Re: Blonde Jokes	ZZT231	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:16
	Re: Blonde Jokes	gianttomato	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:26
	Re: Blonde Jokes	wizzfizz2097	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:39
	Re: Blonde Jokes	draven	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:54
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Mon, 11 November 2002 08:11
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Mon, 11 November 2002 21:55
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Mr*Beach	Mon, 11 November 2002 07:59
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Rolla Boy	Mon, 11 November 2002 08:22
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:39
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:45
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Nark	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:56
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:51
	Man Jokes - Counter attack from the women	Teenz	Tue, 12 November 2002 00:49
	More Men Jokes	Teenz	Tue, 12 November 2002 01:05
	Re: More Men Jokes	Rolla Boy	Tue, 12 November 2002 01:19
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Tank	Tue, 12 November 2002 01:28
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 05:17
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 07:49
	Re: Blonde Jokes	gianttomato	Tue, 12 November 2002 10:09
	Re: Blonde Jokes	draven	Tue, 12 November 2002 12:11
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 22:25
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Teenz	Tue, 12 November 2002 22:42
	Re: Blonde Jokes	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:05
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:22
	Women Jokes ! (arn't thay all !)	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:23
	Re: more Women Jokes !	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:34
	Re: Blonde Jokes	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:59
	Re: Man Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 00:18
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Cool1	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:11
	Re: Blonde Jokes	ra23celicachick	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:17
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:13
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:18
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:26
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:31
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:34
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:41
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:53
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:58
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:28
	Re: Blonde Jokes	draven	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:43
	Re: Blonde GUY Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:34
	Re: Blonde Jokes	SupraPete	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:41
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:46
	Re: Guy Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 05:01
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 05:09
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Wed, 13 November 2002 05:26
	Re: Blonde Jokes	GIN51E	Wed, 13 November 2002 06:37
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 22:35
	Re: Blonde Jokes	humble	Fri, 15 November 2002 07:47
	Re: Blonde Jokes	gianttomato	Sat, 16 November 2002 06:57
	Re: Blonde Jokes	mr_messy	Sat, 16 November 2002 09:46

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