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THE WITZL Forums Junkie Toymods Social Secretary Location: Sydney Registered: July 2002	Re: Blonde Jokes Wed, 13 November 2002 03:58 WHY AREN' THINGS LIKE THIS ANYMORE?? This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK and explains why the world was much happier and peaceful then. When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes. damn i wish i lived in the 60's [Updated on: Wed, 13 November 2002 04:02] [Report message to a moderator]

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	Re: Blonde Jokes	SupraPete	Mon, 11 November 2002 04:56
	Re: Blonde Jokes	ZZT231	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:16
	Re: Blonde Jokes	gianttomato	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:26
	Re: Blonde Jokes	wizzfizz2097	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:39
	Re: Blonde Jokes	draven	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:54
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Mon, 11 November 2002 08:11
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Mon, 11 November 2002 21:55
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Mr*Beach	Mon, 11 November 2002 07:59
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Rolla Boy	Mon, 11 November 2002 08:22
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:39
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:45
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Nark	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:56
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:51
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	Re: Blonde Jokes	Tank	Tue, 12 November 2002 01:28
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 05:17
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 07:49
	Re: Blonde Jokes	gianttomato	Tue, 12 November 2002 10:09
	Re: Blonde Jokes	draven	Tue, 12 November 2002 12:11
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 22:25
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Teenz	Tue, 12 November 2002 22:42
	Re: Blonde Jokes	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:05
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:22
	Women Jokes ! (arn't thay all !)	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:23
	Re: more Women Jokes !	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:34
	Re: Blonde Jokes	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:59
	Re: Man Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 00:18
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Cool1	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:11
	Re: Blonde Jokes	ra23celicachick	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:17
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:13
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:18
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:26
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:31
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:34
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:41
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:53
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:58
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:28
	Re: Blonde Jokes	draven	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:43
	Re: Blonde GUY Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:34
	Re: Blonde Jokes	SupraPete	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:41
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:46
	Re: Guy Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 05:01
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 05:09
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Wed, 13 November 2002 05:26
	Re: Blonde Jokes	GIN51E	Wed, 13 November 2002 06:37
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 22:35
	Re: Blonde Jokes	humble	Fri, 15 November 2002 07:47
	Re: Blonde Jokes	gianttomato	Sat, 16 November 2002 06:57
	Re: Blonde Jokes	mr_messy	Sat, 16 November 2002 09:46

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