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Teenz Regular I supported Toymods Location: Sydney Registered: May 2002	Re: Blonde GUY Jokes Wed, 13 November 2002 04:34 Just to change the direction a bit - I found a BLONDE GUY JOKE An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy's wife. ............are you ready for it................... ............its worth the wait ........................... ............here it comes ................................ "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch." [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Blonde Jokes	ZZT231	Mon, 11 November 2002 04:51
	Re: Blonde Jokes	SupraPete	Mon, 11 November 2002 04:56
	Re: Blonde Jokes	ZZT231	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:16
	Re: Blonde Jokes	gianttomato	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:26
	Re: Blonde Jokes	wizzfizz2097	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:39
	Re: Blonde Jokes	draven	Mon, 11 November 2002 05:54
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Mon, 11 November 2002 08:11
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Mon, 11 November 2002 21:55
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Mr*Beach	Mon, 11 November 2002 07:59
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Rolla Boy	Mon, 11 November 2002 08:22
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:39
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:45
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Nark	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:56
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Mon, 11 November 2002 22:51
	Man Jokes - Counter attack from the women	Teenz	Tue, 12 November 2002 00:49
	More Men Jokes	Teenz	Tue, 12 November 2002 01:05
	Re: More Men Jokes	Rolla Boy	Tue, 12 November 2002 01:19
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Tank	Tue, 12 November 2002 01:28
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 05:17
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 07:49
	Re: Blonde Jokes	gianttomato	Tue, 12 November 2002 10:09
	Re: Blonde Jokes	draven	Tue, 12 November 2002 12:11
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 22:25
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Teenz	Tue, 12 November 2002 22:42
	Re: Blonde Jokes	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:05
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:22
	Women Jokes ! (arn't thay all !)	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:23
	Re: more Women Jokes !	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:34
	Re: Blonde Jokes	thetoyman75	Tue, 12 November 2002 23:59
	Re: Man Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 00:18
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Cool1	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:11
	Re: Blonde Jokes	ra23celicachick	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:17
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:13
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:18
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:26
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:31
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:34
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:41
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:53
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 03:58
	Re: Blonde Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:28
	Re: Blonde Jokes	draven	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:43
	Re: Blonde GUY Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:34
	Re: Blonde Jokes	SupraPete	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:41
	Re: Blonde Jokes	HSV_gal	Wed, 13 November 2002 04:46
	Re: Guy Jokes	Teenz	Wed, 13 November 2002 05:01
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 05:09
	Re: Blonde Jokes	manipulate	Wed, 13 November 2002 05:26
	Re: Blonde Jokes	GIN51E	Wed, 13 November 2002 06:37
	Re: Blonde Jokes	THE WITZL	Wed, 13 November 2002 22:35
	Re: Blonde Jokes	humble	Fri, 15 November 2002 07:47
	Re: Blonde Jokes	gianttomato	Sat, 16 November 2002 06:57
	Re: Blonde Jokes	mr_messy	Sat, 16 November 2002 09:46

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