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river Forums Junkie Location: Land of Oz Registered: June 2004	Re: Any old farts out there? Wed, 02 February 2005 07:59 Hi, Yeah, I'm one! Welcome aboard Greg, and don't let these young punks get to you. When I get the dialasis machine and iron-lung fitted to my car (so I can go beyond 5ks from the Hospital) I'm gonna go over to slut's place and sort him out. 40's not old... crikey mate, you're just passing puberty! Awww shit Burner, I promised Rod he could have the car as the official Toymods Mascot vehicle when I kark it. Assuming the girls don't want it. This forum loves us old blokes. I like to drop-off pearls of wisdom every now and then. Give them amusing and poignant anacdotes about how life was before Celicas, electric guitars and the internal combustion engine. I ooze wisdom like puss from a boil, and I'm hellaciously classy too! Between my stints at Lawn Bowls I like to drop into the forums to see what's happening. I go to the monthly meetings and I can see the respect in the Boards eyes (well, I'm assuming it's respect) when they see my weazened frame draped over one of those bastardly uncomfortable chairs. Oh, just to clarify, my GT is an RA25 model liftback, not the RA28 version - which is what you have. Lambolica is currently doing an RA28 GT. I think Lambo loves me too, nearly as much as slut loves me.... and Gold28... and Stitt.. and the list goes on. Everyone loves us old fellas. Some advice... don't get involved in Corolla/Sprinter/Treuno topics 'cos it's mixing pot of hot know-it-all young guns and driftheads. Any time there's a music topic, just tell 'em that Zep and Hendrix were the kings and that usually quietens things down - 'cos you can't argue against such blatant truth. Just have fun, extract the piss where possible, throw in some techo answers (only if you know the answer - tho' that doesn't stop some) and don't get uncool or heavy (I loooove those 60's words). seeyuzz river [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Any old farts out there?	Farkurnell	Wed, 02 February 2005 05:21
	Re: Any old farts out there?	AE86slut	Wed, 02 February 2005 05:49
	Re: Any old farts out there?	thu187	Wed, 02 February 2005 06:02
	Re: Any old farts out there?	riceburna73	Wed, 02 February 2005 06:21
	Re: Any old farts out there?	Farkurnell	Wed, 02 February 2005 07:03
	Re: Any old farts out there?	Farkurnell	Wed, 02 February 2005 07:09
	Re: Any old farts out there?	rob_RA40	Wed, 02 February 2005 08:25
	Re: Any old farts out there?	AE86slut	Wed, 02 February 2005 08:36
	Re: Any old farts out there?	riceburna73	Wed, 02 February 2005 07:13
	Re: Any old farts out there?	Farkurnell	Wed, 02 February 2005 07:20
	Re: Any old farts out there?	river	Wed, 02 February 2005 20:41
	Re: Any old farts out there?	gianttomato	Thu, 03 February 2005 05:37
	Re: Any old farts out there?	Dust	Wed, 02 February 2005 06:21
	Re: Any old farts out there?	M.J.H	Wed, 02 February 2005 06:54
	Re: Any old farts out there?	AE86slut	Wed, 02 February 2005 06:56
	Re: Any old farts out there?	thechuckster	Wed, 02 February 2005 07:12
	Re: Any old farts out there?	Farkurnell	Wed, 02 February 2005 07:16
	Re: Any old farts out there?	bathurst-91	Wed, 02 February 2005 07:24
	Re: Any old farts out there?	river	Wed, 02 February 2005 07:59
	Re: Any old farts out there?	AE86slut	Wed, 02 February 2005 08:04
	Re: Any old farts out there?	Farkurnell	Wed, 02 February 2005 08:12
	Re: Any old farts out there?	AE86slut	Wed, 02 February 2005 08:22
	Re: Any old farts out there?	river	Wed, 02 February 2005 08:35
	Re: Any old farts out there?	AE86slut	Wed, 02 February 2005 08:39
	Re: Any old farts out there?	river	Wed, 02 February 2005 08:13
	Re: Any old farts out there?	joyride	Fri, 04 February 2005 04:52
	Re: Any old farts out there?	AE86slut	Fri, 04 February 2005 06:06
	Re: Any old farts out there?	draven	Wed, 02 February 2005 08:58
	Re: Any old farts out there?	AE86slut	Wed, 02 February 2005 09:20
	Re: Any old farts out there?	rob_RA40	Wed, 02 February 2005 09:25
	Re: Any old farts out there?	river	Wed, 02 February 2005 10:28
	Re: Any old farts out there?	dimmy77_03	Wed, 02 February 2005 11:28
	Re: Any old farts out there?	muzzi	Thu, 03 February 2005 06:08
	Re: Any old farts out there?	Farkurnell	Thu, 03 February 2005 07:47
	Re: Any old farts out there?	river	Thu, 03 February 2005 08:28
	Re: Any old farts out there?	1983supra	Thu, 03 February 2005 22:06
	Re: Any old farts out there?	EnFlaMEd	Thu, 03 February 2005 07:57
	Re: Any old farts out there?	draven	Thu, 03 February 2005 08:34
	Re: Any old farts out there?	Farkurnell	Thu, 03 February 2005 08:38
	Re: Any old farts out there?	river	Thu, 03 February 2005 08:51
	Re: Any old farts out there?	EldarO	Thu, 03 February 2005 12:20

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