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Re: Police are retards(and not for the normal reason this time)
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Wed, 23 February 2005 09:48
 
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I'd add my stories of police mis-conduct and lack of fulfilling their duties that pissed me off, but i thought i'd be different and add one that might put a smile on everyones faces! It was at the formals last year at the Hellenic club in Woden (canberra). For those of you that dont know, and this isnt an exaggeration, you can see the Police station from the hellenic club where this formal was at, im guessing, a coupla hundread metres away, and its probably the 3rd biggest station in canberra, dont quote me on that but.
Now before you get any ideas that you should come do formals in canberra because the police are slack, they're not, well not when it has to do with cars anyway, you wanna injure someone or steal shit, go ahead no worries they wont do s#!t. Hop in your modified car and they're already hiding in your carport! But usually at formals theres atleast two police units. At the bigger schools that are known for thier wogs and students with outlandish behaviour and contacts(eg, bad C#%t$ showing up and also mad cars doing bad stuff), like mine was, there's always atleast 2 or more marked cop cars, one or MAYBE two undercovers, and a few bikes, this is for a School Formal by the way! Anyway, Just so happened that this particular formal ended up being a lot bigger than normal, dunno why,school wasnt that known for being a good school for formals, but ended up huge. My car was in hiding from a certain "incident" at a formal the previous week that i wont go into, but all the best, the creme of the creme of canberra and surrounding cars were at this formal. And the crowds were there alright! absolutely packed.
And guess what? Not one cop to be seen!!! I can only guess that they had wasted half of their units on the other two formals happening that day on the other side of town, still only a 15min drive away if that.
Anyway, crowd starts getting bigger, and better and better cars start showing up, then one of the Rebels does one burnout (decent but!) on his harley and its on for young and old! I swear car after car after car were just hooking it sideways or doing lineys as they left and the crowd was going off! Eventually it started getting so crazy that nobody cared about the people getting dropped off anymore and they had all moved to the side where everyone was leaving in big clouds of smoke. And it wasnt just formal cars either, people were running to their cars in the carpark and fronting up to get in on the action!
Eventually it got so out of hand people were hooking nuts in the middle of the crowd, everyone still had thier common sense though and were staying back away from the cars, but there were nuts and lineys, and at one stage two cars doing line lockers past each other while a third was hooking nuts down the end of the road, we've got it on camera too! It went absolutely off for a strong 30mins or so(no Joke), with the manager of the Hellenic club going off his nut trying to tell the crowd to go, while he tried to stop the cars. He went about it in a buisness-man like manner until he just lost it with nobody paying attention to him and he started swearing his head off at people and started trying to rip keys out of cars doing burnouts. He soon stopped this when he went up to a certain pink200sx (people from canberra know who im talkin about) that was sitting there creeping slowely sideways up the road for a good minuite and as he grabbed the drivers shoulder and reached for the keys he swung the back of the car and knocked the guy out of the way. I cant stress how out of control it got.
Also 4 security guards from the club were there that i could see, 2 of them on the other side just laughing and egging on the drivers, the other two writing down 3 note-book pages of numberplates of everyone that were doing anything they werent supposed to be doing. As a few of our friends were on that list we proceeded to grab it and run just before the police arrived...
Well, thats what we thought, it proceeded to take the police a further 5mins to arrive, and guess what, everyone had already left and there were about only 30stragglers left standing around talking by the time they had showed up! As opposed to the hundreads that were there before. The two young officers showed up and got out of the car with a somewhat dumbfounded look on their faces looking around at less than 30people just talking peacefully, obviously not what the manager of the club had described a good 45mins previously in his rampant call to the police station 200metres away! Then... we saw him see them... and here he came! He was SCREAMING at the top of his lungs calling them every swear word he had ever learnt and boy did he let them have it! "I CALLED YOU #$#!$ OVER FOURTY FIVE @#$$#@ MINUTES AGO AND WHERE THE #@$ WERE YOU? I CAN SEE THE #$%@$ POLICE STATION FROM WHERE IM $#%#@ STANDING RIGHT NOW!@@#%$#@..." you get the idea, he went on for about 5 mins before they managed to calm him down. He even said "If you #%$@# had showed up 45mins ago you would have had a field trip!" We were all pissing ourselves laughing it was quite a sight to be seen. We hopped in my friends gold series5 RX7 (old BUZZME) and as we left the cops walked up and we thought we were gonna cop it. They leant in the window and said take it easy when you leave this guy's a wack job, we said no worries then they let us go! sorry for the leangth but thought you all needed cheering up after the last few stories!
André
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