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Location: Land of Oz
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Re: Attacked by my own body - Discuss
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Thu, 24 February 2005 10:54

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Hi,
I used to wake up with bruises, mainly on my arms and shins and black under the eyes. But, that was years ago and I've cut down on substance and alcohol abuse over the years and it doesn't happen anymore.
However, more importantly, I'm a little confused as to why sluts calf muscle would get cramped due to execessive sperm overload?
I'm not a medico but I'll be damned if I can figure out how such a problem would affect one's calf. Of course, slut may have a strange anatomy? If he woke up with a sore scrote, the size of a backpack, then I could beleive the sperm overload.... but the calf muscle!?! Maybe he's got a massive shlong and while he sleeps it raps around his calf like some demented penile-anaconda and tries to strangle the bejesus out of his lower leg. Hmmm, I'll do a net search for "alien penis" syndrome! 
seeyuzz
river
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Nark | Wed, 23 February 2005 05:51 |
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AE86slut | Wed, 23 February 2005 05:24 |
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Clown | Wed, 23 February 2005 06:09 |
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AE86slut | Wed, 23 February 2005 06:27 |
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ae86drift | Wed, 23 February 2005 14:33 |
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Cressida Chick | Fri, 25 February 2005 06:46 |
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Skip | Thu, 24 February 2005 00:05 |
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Conquest | Thu, 24 February 2005 01:11 |
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smt_007 | Fri, 25 February 2005 12:21 |
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river | Thu, 24 February 2005 10:54 |
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Azza | Fri, 25 February 2005 06:28 |
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