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Re: Attacked by my own body - Discuss Thu, 24 February 2005 10:54 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Hi,

I used to wake up with bruises, mainly on my arms and shins and black under the eyes. But, that was years ago and I've cut down on substance and alcohol abuse over the years and it doesn't happen anymore.

However, more importantly, I'm a little confused as to why sluts calf muscle would get cramped due to execessive sperm overload?

I'm not a medico but I'll be damned if I can figure out how such a problem would affect one's calf. Of course, slut may have a strange anatomy? If he woke up with a sore scrote, the size of a backpack, then I could beleive the sperm overload.... but the calf muscle!?! Maybe he's got a massive shlong and while he sleeps it raps around his calf like some demented penile-anaconda and tries to strangle the bejesus out of his lower leg. Hmmm, I'll do a net search for "alien penis" syndrome! Smile

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