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Re: Police are retards(and not for the normal reason this time)

Fri, 25 February 2005 15:20

Johnny wrote on Sat, 26 February 2005 01:51

I think this does confirm it... Coming home From Ryde along King Georges Rd tonight... Hardly any traffic, So I use the Cruise control in my beastie Falcon ute, Set to around 80km.. well anyway So far so good all the way to Hurstville, where I get to where King Georges Meets The Princess Hwy. So I'm Stopped, Not realising There's and Undercover in the fast lane(I'm in the slow lane and a truck in the middle) I take off, usual way boot to 80Km's, set cruise again... So next min their next to me, Lights and all the B/S. I look across, He pulls in front, So By now I'm scratching my head wondering WTF does He want me to do? Next There's a fricking Hwy Patrol Ride my arse (Have No Idea where He cam from), Flys around me, Then They Both decide to pull me over. First thing the first lot start about was the way I was taking the long sweepers( very slight bends) and Not braking..What the hell? and yes I did say this to him.. "Your Driving Like a bat out of hell!", My Reply,"Where in the law does it say I have to Brake?" And oh boy did he blow up "then he commented on The way I took off, again "Where in the law does it say I can't accelerate as fast as I like to the speed Limit?" Started looking frustrated and turned to the HP's, "he was speeding, I was doing 90Km!" Again I replied,"Impossible, I've had the Cruise set Mate!! 75Km, 80 Max!" By now screaming at me, the HP's turned and said, "Sorry Constable, He's is right, We clocked him at 80 about a 1Km back.. Before you rang in" So by now, he's really pissed and starts yelling at me, to which I replied he needed to learn some manners, which really got him fired up, Yelling screaming about the special police trainning they do when driving a car... To which I grabbed my CAM's License and Said "Do you have one of these? Do you hold the State Class Tittle for RALLYING? Do Race in the ARC? I say no and don't tell me how to drive then!! Smart Arse!" Then He really looked confused,Opened the license, the Jaw dropped and then Being a real smart arse to them, "well if your nice, I'll show you how to drive at 160K's on a dirty road, barely wide enough for your car, and not even touch the brakes for sweepers like that".... SO in the end, he just passed the license back, looked across at the other coppers, who by now were also a bit confused, I pulled out, waved and headed across the bridge... Really do they know what their on about? I that situtation, Not really.

thats bloody funny
as is the formal one 2 above

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