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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: The odd joke
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Wed, 02 March 2005 03:01
 
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| Jason wrote on Wed, 02 March 2005 12:12 |
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for
shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his
head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball
stuck up my backside." ..."How's that?" "Don't you start."
18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are
5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either
my mum or my Dad,or my older Brother Colin, or my younger
Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.
20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery
acid,and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and
let the other one off.
23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when
a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so
far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into
the night. 
Cheers
Jason
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i reckon these ones are awesome!
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