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Re: The odd joke Wed, 02 March 2005 21:56 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Elevator ride......




This little skinny white guy gets into an elevator, looks up and sees

this HUGE African American guy standing next to him.



The big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle,
...Turner Brown."


The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow
says,
"What's wrong with you?"



In a weak voice the little guys says,
"What EXACTLY did you say to me?"


The big dude says,
"I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to
the
questions everyone always asks me.


I'm 7 feet tall, I weight 350 pounds,
I have a 20 inch penis,
my left testicle weighs 3 pounds,
my right testicle weighs 3 pounds
and my name is Turner Brown."



The small guy says,
"Turner Brown?
Thank God!
I thought you said


"Turn around". ......

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