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hickoz_bro Forums Junkie Location: Brisbane Registered: October 2004	Re: Boganism 101 Thu, 03 March 2005 06:37 to continue on with MR1GGTE's "BOGANISM BIBLE" i have a few hand hints to offer, each have come with my personal experience studying bogans, by the time our bogan student is old enough to rent (never own) his own house, there are a few guidlines to follow, this house needs to be timber framed, fibro walled, and tiled roof, lets not forget the fact that half the rooms in the house must have an air conditioner the other half must half space for one, in some cases this means having 1 air con unit, half working. the exterior of the house must be one of 3 colours, pale blue, pale yellow, or not painted at all, extra points awarded for a mixture of colours. The sucessful bogan will atleast once in his life have more cars then family members, (in some cases there simply not enough room for this... ie too many boganlings) but fewer then half the automobiles are allowed to run, extra points if no vehicles are working. a hills hoist clothes line is a must... extra points here if the clothes line top is broken off 'cause of neighbours kids swinging off it, or if it has clothes on it that have been there for more then a month, or better still, if it has car parts hanging off it, after a fresh (aerosol can) spray paint. lawn care is another big point, you must mow your lawn no more then once a month, however, DO NOT TRIM YOUR EDGES, these are called "highlights" the trendy hot chick do it to their hair. extra points for "highlights" over 1M tall there must be a bowl under a leaking tap which is attached to the front wall of your house, this serves as a watering bowl for the countless dogs living under your front porch... extra points of your bowl is half a 44gal drum. your boganlings (offspring) have 1 pair of shoes which will do them for the entireity of their primary school years, from then on, they'll own one more pair of shoes, before they gradyeate (note bad spelling) in grade 10, from then on, they'll wear "double pluggers" which will never cost more then $10. extra points if shoes/"double pluggers" don't match the roof must have an assortment of items, acceptable items include thongs ("double pluggers"), tennis balls, the neighbours kids football (your kids don't own one), extra points for items of clothing, double extra points if the items of clothing are underwear, TRIPLE extra points if the items of clothing were there before you moved in. the road infront of your house will be littered with black skid marks, nothing really impressive, probably no more then 1 or 2 meters long, they are NOT the result of your own car it's simply not good enough, they're from the prick down the street who comes past to show off every friday night, extra points if you have left similar black marks out the front of his place, double extra points, if you had his wife in the car at the time and remember... woging is for the night, boganism is for life [Updated on: Thu, 03 March 2005 06:50] [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:34
	Re: Boganism 101	Dirty_Sanchez	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:42
	Re: Boganism 101	Simon-AE86	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:45
	Re: Boganism 101	Evan	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:46
	Re: Boganism 101	Mookie	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:46
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:37
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:56
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:57
	Re: Boganism 101	Cressida Chick	Thu, 03 March 2005 07:02
	Re: Boganism 101	Simon-AE86	Thu, 03 March 2005 08:25
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:07
	Re: Boganism 101	Hi-Ace	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:24
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:31
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:31
	Re: Boganism 101	Hi-Ace	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:49
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Thu, 03 March 2005 10:06
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Thu, 03 March 2005 10:31
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Thu, 03 March 2005 11:31
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Thu, 03 March 2005 12:24
	Re: Boganism 101	rthy	Thu, 03 March 2005 13:45
	Re: Boganism 101	Aussie	Thu, 03 March 2005 14:46
	Re: Boganism 101	Aussie	Thu, 03 March 2005 14:48
	Re: Boganism 101	Hi-Ace	Thu, 03 March 2005 19:56
	Re: Boganism 101	rthy	Fri, 04 March 2005 01:32
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Fri, 04 March 2005 08:22
	Re: Boganism 101	ra23mad	Fri, 04 March 2005 02:27
	Re: Boganism 101	ke382TG	Fri, 04 March 2005 02:46
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Fri, 04 March 2005 03:57
	Re: Boganism 101	river	Mon, 07 March 2005 09:54
	Re: Boganism 101	Corona RT142	Fri, 04 March 2005 03:59
	Re: Boganism 101	Jorrs	Fri, 04 March 2005 09:37
	Re: Boganism 101	Cressida Chick	Fri, 04 March 2005 09:57
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Fri, 04 March 2005 12:52
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Mon, 07 March 2005 06:52
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Mon, 07 March 2005 10:08
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Mon, 07 March 2005 11:10
	Re: Boganism 101	AE86slut	Mon, 07 March 2005 09:27
	Re: Boganism 101	SEXY 16	Mon, 07 March 2005 10:18
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Mon, 07 March 2005 10:40
	Re: Boganism 101	Toobs	Mon, 07 March 2005 11:42
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Mon, 07 March 2005 11:50
	Re: Boganism 101	Toobs	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:06
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:07
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:25
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:27
	Re: Boganism 101	THE WITZL	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:13
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Tue, 08 March 2005 06:06
	Re: Boganism 101	ViPeR_NiPPleX	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:27
	Re: Boganism 101	Tarkers	Mon, 07 March 2005 23:30
	Re: Boganism 101	Tarkers	Mon, 07 March 2005 23:32
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Tue, 08 March 2005 01:19
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Thu, 24 March 2005 01:09
	Re: Boganism 101	finney	Thu, 24 March 2005 02:23
	Re: Boganism 101	Azza	Thu, 24 March 2005 09:31
	Re: Boganism 101	Rona_Drifter	Wed, 13 April 2005 13:10
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Wed, 13 April 2005 14:59
	Re: Boganism 101	81LOWLUX	Thu, 14 April 2005 01:40
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 14 April 2005 02:06
	Re: Boganism 101	mk27m	Thu, 14 April 2005 09:21
	Re: Boganism 101	TRD_Supra	Thu, 14 April 2005 14:36

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