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ke382TG Forums Junkie Registered: May 2002	Re: Boganism 101 Fri, 04 March 2005 02:46 Some additional bogan observations I have made during my study of the species: *the nomenclature (naming) of the species has drifted away from Shazza, Robbo, Tezza etc to a hyphenated system in which the offspring in the new millenium are called names such as Tyler-Morgan, Betheny-Ray etc etc. I believe this is a poor attempt at bogans trying to assimilate with modern society or "class-up" their existence. *The more scumbag that the dwelling appears to be the better the entertainment system they must have. All dwellings must have at a minimum a pay TV dish bolted to the roof or wall of the house (Commonly referred to as a "Houso-dish") and a TV in excess of 100cm. *Each Bogan street must have at least one car that is regularly entered into a Street Machine type event (eg Summernats), this vehicle and it's owner are the envy of the street, he represents someone who has really made something of themselves and gives the youngen's something to apsire to. The car was purchased using money from a compo payout back in '92. In the months leading up to the event all dole money/pension must be used to bring the V8 powered vehicle up to the minimum standard for entry. The family must limit spending to only the essentials so all funds can go into the car eg. new red back gear knob, welded chain steering wheel, 265 wide tyres for the 14 inch rims. Shopping essentials include: VB/bourbon and cola/West Coast Coolers (for the ladies), Holiday 50's, Home Brand Fanta (for the little tackers), Home Brand 2 minute noodles, Home Brand sponge cake (these two are for dinner and dessert, or can be used independently on those tight weeks for dinner only) and Jelly Crystals (for the Kids school lunch, any of the red flavoured ones as it keeps the kids attentive during school). *They never register or insure any vehicle they own and have usually lost their license for DUI. But that's ok because when they crash into a normal persons car they will either piss off instantly or if the vehicle is unable to move will just sit there and whinge about how their whole life is a hard luck story and the world is against them. *Taking Bogans to court to get money from them for damaging your property is a fruitless effort. No doubt it will have been Shazza driving the car with 6 bogan kids in it. She will just claim she is a "single muvva on da dole" even though she is living with Tezza and the sympathy that she gets will see that you do not get a cent or at worst Shazza will be ordered to pay $5 a fortnight for 7 years to pay you back, you will only ever see $10 of this. *At bogan weddings or funerals the males will be seen in their least faded black jeans and a bizarre shirt that usually has a string tie up at the top and no collar. These shirts surfaced briefly during the late 80's early 90's and have become a treasured keepsake for the bogan male. Shazza will be seen in tight white pants, g-banger, heels and orange bood toob (the tight white pants may be substituted for "leggings" on the morbidly obese Shazza). The kids will be in Eminem and fake Fox clothing. *All domestic disputes must be settled at the local shopping mall and screaming at eachother is perfectly fine. Because we all need to know that Tezza (the father of Shazzas baby Tyler-Morgan) has slept with Tracey from up the road. Overuse of the "C" word is most appropriate also. The Bogan is generally a harmless character and provides hours of laughter for the rest of society. Do yourself a favour, go and laugh at a Bogan today! I think that unless you are royalty, there is a little bit of Bogan in everyone.........let it out sometime. [Updated on: Fri, 04 March 2005 02:58] [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:34
	Re: Boganism 101	Dirty_Sanchez	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:42
	Re: Boganism 101	Simon-AE86	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:45
	Re: Boganism 101	Evan	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:46
	Re: Boganism 101	Mookie	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:46
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:37
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:56
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:57
	Re: Boganism 101	Cressida Chick	Thu, 03 March 2005 07:02
	Re: Boganism 101	Simon-AE86	Thu, 03 March 2005 08:25
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:07
	Re: Boganism 101	Hi-Ace	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:24
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:31
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:31
	Re: Boganism 101	Hi-Ace	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:49
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Thu, 03 March 2005 10:06
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Thu, 03 March 2005 10:31
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Thu, 03 March 2005 11:31
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Thu, 03 March 2005 12:24
	Re: Boganism 101	rthy	Thu, 03 March 2005 13:45
	Re: Boganism 101	Aussie	Thu, 03 March 2005 14:46
	Re: Boganism 101	Aussie	Thu, 03 March 2005 14:48
	Re: Boganism 101	Hi-Ace	Thu, 03 March 2005 19:56
	Re: Boganism 101	rthy	Fri, 04 March 2005 01:32
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Fri, 04 March 2005 08:22
	Re: Boganism 101	ra23mad	Fri, 04 March 2005 02:27
	Re: Boganism 101	ke382TG	Fri, 04 March 2005 02:46
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Fri, 04 March 2005 03:57
	Re: Boganism 101	river	Mon, 07 March 2005 09:54
	Re: Boganism 101	Corona RT142	Fri, 04 March 2005 03:59
	Re: Boganism 101	Jorrs	Fri, 04 March 2005 09:37
	Re: Boganism 101	Cressida Chick	Fri, 04 March 2005 09:57
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Fri, 04 March 2005 12:52
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Mon, 07 March 2005 06:52
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Mon, 07 March 2005 10:08
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Mon, 07 March 2005 11:10
	Re: Boganism 101	AE86slut	Mon, 07 March 2005 09:27
	Re: Boganism 101	SEXY 16	Mon, 07 March 2005 10:18
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Mon, 07 March 2005 10:40
	Re: Boganism 101	Toobs	Mon, 07 March 2005 11:42
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Mon, 07 March 2005 11:50
	Re: Boganism 101	Toobs	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:06
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:07
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:25
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:27
	Re: Boganism 101	THE WITZL	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:13
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Tue, 08 March 2005 06:06
	Re: Boganism 101	ViPeR_NiPPleX	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:27
	Re: Boganism 101	Tarkers	Mon, 07 March 2005 23:30
	Re: Boganism 101	Tarkers	Mon, 07 March 2005 23:32
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Tue, 08 March 2005 01:19
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Thu, 24 March 2005 01:09
	Re: Boganism 101	finney	Thu, 24 March 2005 02:23
	Re: Boganism 101	Azza	Thu, 24 March 2005 09:31
	Re: Boganism 101	Rona_Drifter	Wed, 13 April 2005 13:10
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Wed, 13 April 2005 14:59
	Re: Boganism 101	81LOWLUX	Thu, 14 April 2005 01:40
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 14 April 2005 02:06
	Re: Boganism 101	mk27m	Thu, 14 April 2005 09:21
	Re: Boganism 101	TRD_Supra	Thu, 14 April 2005 14:36

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