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river Forums Junkie Location: Land of Oz Registered: June 2004	Re: Boganism 101 Mon, 07 March 2005 09:54 Hi, hickoz_bro wrote on Fri, 04 March 2005 14:57 ke382TG: the reason for hyphenated names stems from a long line of in-breeding. originally most boganlings were born with two heads, thus they recieved 2 names, however due to human rights reasons one of the two heads is always promptly removed, the 2 names will however always remain as a memorial to the former conjoined head This, in itself, is not normally a problem, but the genetics of the bogans ensure that each head only gets half a brain. So, despite being endowned with two heads, there is, alas, one brain. The unfortunate consequence of removing one of the heads (which, I may add, is a feat in itself to determine the ugliest of two equally horrid heads) is the removal of half the brain. And I think I read in the Medical Journal that a bogan brain isn't really the size of a normal brain - it's usually a turbo'd dog brain or a twin-cam gibbon brain. Despite these performance add-ons, the bogan brain still underperforms your basic NA human brain. When you halve this underwhelming organ, you get even less brain-power. However, it's still enough for rudimentary speech, rutting, drinking, minimal clothing sense and burn-outs. seeyuzz river [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:34
	Re: Boganism 101	Dirty_Sanchez	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:42
	Re: Boganism 101	Simon-AE86	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:45
	Re: Boganism 101	Evan	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:46
	Re: Boganism 101	Mookie	Thu, 03 March 2005 05:46
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:37
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:56
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:57
	Re: Boganism 101	Cressida Chick	Thu, 03 March 2005 07:02
	Re: Boganism 101	Simon-AE86	Thu, 03 March 2005 08:25
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:07
	Re: Boganism 101	Hi-Ace	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:24
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:31
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:31
	Re: Boganism 101	Hi-Ace	Thu, 03 March 2005 06:49
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Thu, 03 March 2005 10:06
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Thu, 03 March 2005 10:31
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Thu, 03 March 2005 11:31
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Thu, 03 March 2005 12:24
	Re: Boganism 101	rthy	Thu, 03 March 2005 13:45
	Re: Boganism 101	Aussie	Thu, 03 March 2005 14:46
	Re: Boganism 101	Aussie	Thu, 03 March 2005 14:48
	Re: Boganism 101	Hi-Ace	Thu, 03 March 2005 19:56
	Re: Boganism 101	rthy	Fri, 04 March 2005 01:32
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Fri, 04 March 2005 08:22
	Re: Boganism 101	ra23mad	Fri, 04 March 2005 02:27
	Re: Boganism 101	ke382TG	Fri, 04 March 2005 02:46
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Fri, 04 March 2005 03:57
	Re: Boganism 101	river	Mon, 07 March 2005 09:54
	Re: Boganism 101	Corona RT142	Fri, 04 March 2005 03:59
	Re: Boganism 101	Jorrs	Fri, 04 March 2005 09:37
	Re: Boganism 101	Cressida Chick	Fri, 04 March 2005 09:57
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Fri, 04 March 2005 12:52
	Re: Boganism 101	unforgiven	Mon, 07 March 2005 06:52
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Mon, 07 March 2005 10:08
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Mon, 07 March 2005 11:10
	Re: Boganism 101	AE86slut	Mon, 07 March 2005 09:27
	Re: Boganism 101	SEXY 16	Mon, 07 March 2005 10:18
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Mon, 07 March 2005 10:40
	Re: Boganism 101	Toobs	Mon, 07 March 2005 11:42
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Mon, 07 March 2005 11:50
	Re: Boganism 101	Toobs	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:06
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:07
	Re: Boganism 101	hickoz_bro	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:25
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:27
	Re: Boganism 101	THE WITZL	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:13
	Re: Boganism 101	Nolan	Tue, 08 March 2005 06:06
	Re: Boganism 101	ViPeR_NiPPleX	Mon, 07 March 2005 12:27
	Re: Boganism 101	Tarkers	Mon, 07 March 2005 23:30
	Re: Boganism 101	Tarkers	Mon, 07 March 2005 23:32
	Re: Boganism 101	mick	Tue, 08 March 2005 01:19
	Re: Boganism 101	Indi	Thu, 24 March 2005 01:09
	Re: Boganism 101	finney	Thu, 24 March 2005 02:23
	Re: Boganism 101	Azza	Thu, 24 March 2005 09:31
	Re: Boganism 101	Rona_Drifter	Wed, 13 April 2005 13:10
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Wed, 13 April 2005 14:59
	Re: Boganism 101	81LOWLUX	Thu, 14 April 2005 01:40
	Re: Boganism 101	MR 1JZ	Thu, 14 April 2005 02:06
	Re: Boganism 101	mk27m	Thu, 14 April 2005 09:21
	Re: Boganism 101	TRD_Supra	Thu, 14 April 2005 14:36

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