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improvedae86 Forums Junkie Location: Melbourne Registered: January 2003	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED! Thu, 10 March 2005 05:15 Version of that email i recieved Ferrari Sacks Pit Crew Melbourne, Thursday 4 March 2005. The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Frankston. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Frankston area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment. John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now has an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for......At the crew's first practice session, the Frankston pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower. [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	*News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	EvilJack	Thu, 10 March 2005 04:33
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	SIMDOG	Thu, 10 March 2005 04:37
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	improvedae86	Thu, 10 March 2005 05:15
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	MFX_Neko_86	Thu, 10 March 2005 05:53
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	rthy	Thu, 10 March 2005 05:58
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	Toy Yoda	Thu, 10 March 2005 07:18
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	4agte	Thu, 10 March 2005 07:30
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	CrUZsida	Thu, 10 March 2005 07:49
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	Camry_omega	Thu, 10 March 2005 10:58
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	EvilJack	Thu, 10 March 2005 12:25
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	Les	Mon, 14 March 2005 13:02
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	EvilJack	Mon, 14 March 2005 20:36
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	Les	Mon, 14 March 2005 13:02
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	Merudo	Thu, 10 March 2005 22:19
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	unforgiven	Wed, 16 March 2005 05:37
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	MR 1JZ	Mon, 14 March 2005 13:57
	Re: *News Flash* Ferarri Pit Crew FIRED!	Dmonk86	Wed, 16 March 2005 08:31

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