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Thu, 24 March 2005 23:34
 
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comedy festivals:
i bought a packet of snakes alive yesterday. opened them up and they're all dead!
team america:
a flying limosine? now ive seen everything!
have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
uh, no
well then you havent seen everything
america, fuck yeah!
eveyone back to base for breifing and cocktails!
There are three types of people in the world. There's dicks, pussies and assholes. We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
(^^ ok, its not a one liner ^^)
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