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Location:
VIC, Sth Frankston.
Registered:
July 2003
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Re: write my wedding speech
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Fri, 01 April 2005 09:59
 
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Weddings are so yesterday, get on the bandwagon and get a divorce now before it goes out of fashion!
Congrats on getting married, watch Old School, plenty of pointers in there.
To the bride:
I think I would look better in the dress.
To the bridesmaids:
Don't catch the bouquet, theres poison ivy in there somewhere..
To the other jerks:
Flower girls - Stop making a mess! Now who is gonna clean all this crap up ???
Page boys - wtf is a page boy??
Ring bearers - Drop it, and i'll drop on you like a ton of bricks.
To hosts:
Thanks for having me, I was awesome.
Cards from loved ones who couldnt make it:
Dear whoever you are, i'm sorry I couldn't make it, I was killed in a freak fairly floss accident, i'm sure the bride will understand when I say "I thought the baby was mine" From some dead guy with no baby.
Thats it, I think I need to get out of the house....
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rthy | Fri, 01 April 2005 11:07 |
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ViPeR_NiPPleX | Fri, 01 April 2005 11:18 |
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IRA11Y | Sat, 02 April 2005 00:23 |
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puzzle man | Sat, 02 April 2005 04:22 |
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EldarO | Sat, 02 April 2005 06:29 |
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jackel | Sat, 02 April 2005 08:41 |
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Choony_AE86 | Sat, 02 April 2005 15:28 |
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jackel | Sat, 02 April 2005 21:10 |
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EVOSTi | Sat, 02 April 2005 09:14 |
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beterthenu | Sat, 02 April 2005 16:04 |
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skellator | Sun, 03 April 2005 10:52 |
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Cressida Chick | Sun, 03 April 2005 08:48 |
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puzzle man | Sun, 03 April 2005 08:49 |
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